Fun? at Work

October 6th, 2008 No Comments

Stuff has been redacted from this top-posted email to shield the dummies. If anyone asks, the address is the City of Portland’s City Hall. It too, was changed to protect the same people shielded before.


On 10/6/2008 1:27 PM, Daddy C. wrote:

The copier: Canon IRC3200 w/ PDC Print Board, Fax Board, Staple Fin, ADF. S/N MSLXXXXX
Came in today. Do you have a lease number to reference?

Daddy C.


From: Piehole
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 12:47 PM
To: Mikey, Daddy C.
Re: leased copier return

Anyone have a lease number?

Piehole


On 9/3/2008 2:17 PM, Mikey wrote:

Piehole,

Please set up the following copier for pick up.

Canon IRC3200 w/ PDC Print Board, Fax Board, Staple Fin, ADF. S/N MSXXXXX
1221 SW 4th Avenue, Portland, OR

Let me know if you have any questions.

Mikey


From: Leasing Company
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 12:47 PM
To: Mikey, Daddy C.
Re: leased copier return

Please pickup Canon IRC3200 w/ PDC Print Board, Fax Board, Staple Fin, ADF. S/N MSLXXXXX from 1221 SW 4th Avenue, Portland, OR. Contact: Joe Fornortnerrod.

Leasing Company

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Buying a Car

December 3rd, 2007 No Comments

In the morning, I walk across a bridge from the Oakland Coliseum Bart Station to the Oakland Coliseum, then cut across the parking lot in my morning stroll, Part 2, on the way to work. It truly is amazing the difference in temperature between getting on the train, riding 20 minutes, and getting off 17 miles and $2.95 away. With the price of gas today, it’s about a wash, but when you remember to add money for maintenance, tires, repairs, and what not, I’m actually saving a bit of money by taking the train instead of driving.

Anyway, from the bridge, I can see the used car lot. They can finance anyone, as long as they know where to find you. You know the place. This morning, I had a sudden flash back to the Ford dealer (who isn’t there anymore) who wanted money, but wouldn’t tell me any finance details. You know how it works.

“What sort of payments do you think you can afford, and how much of a down payment can you make?” Then the sales manager takes that to the finance department, they stick it in a spreadsheet, and out pops their “yes” or “no.” Actually, what really happens is they put the amount in, see if it will pay off the loan in the required amount of time, and they take the interest rate from that, and they pop out a payment plan and give that to the sales guy.

“We can finance that,” he comes back.

“What’s the interest rate?” I ask. I saw that on a show once, make sure you know the interest rate before you sign anything at a car dealer. Optimally, get financing before you set foot onto a dealer’s lot.

“They’ll tell you in finance.”

“Weren’t you just there? What’s the interest rate?”

“They’ll tell you in finance.”

I’m looking at what they give me. It looks like a LOT of interest. The sales guy comes back into the room. “While you’re working on that, can I get a check for the down payment.”

“Not until I know the interest rate.”

In unison, they both say, “They’ll tell you in finance.” We left. If they can’t bring a simple number from one department to the other, they aren’t going to get a simple number and my signature on a check. No wonder people hate car salesmen. When I got home, I stuck the numbers that they gave me into my TI-86 Business Calculator. They wanted about 20% interest on a new car. I’ve said it one, and I’ll say it again. Get your own financing before you set foot onto a dealer’s lot. You’re not buying the car, you’re buying the financing.

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I won what?

November 12th, 2007 No Comments

Over the weekend, I got a chance to party with one of my shippers, VIP Transport. A fun time was had by all at the Fox Sports Grill as VIP Transport celebrated their Silver Anniversary.

They flew me down with “My Wife” (or was it?), rented us a car, put us up in a hotel, and had a big party, just for me. The weekend was pretty exciting, starting with Oakland International Airport.

We were flew out of Oakland on Southwest Airlines, who has the entire second terminal. Security through Terminal 2 usually takes 30 to 60 minutes. We zipped on over to Terminal 1 and walked through security. Sure, we had to wait for the family ahead of us to take the shoes off their kids, but we pretty much walked through security. Sweet! Then we had to walk all the way around the terminal to the last gate in Terminal 2. Under Southwest’s new open seating/organized preboarding system, we got to sit in the third row, which was obviously First Class seating! Lucky for me, Bob Uecker wasn’t on the plane.

Our arrival to John Wayne Airport was a shock for me. The last time I was there, it was just a big parking lot, a shack, and a ladder to climb into the airplanes. If I remember correctly, you even had to load your own luggage on the baggage cart. So we got off the plane and walked down to the baggage claim area. A sign on “baggage claim device 1″ had our flight. Remember when they used to be a carousel? I guess some dumb ass rode on one and got hurt. Now, it is a “device.” Anyway, the baggage claim stopped. The bags were delivered to “Baggage Claim Device 2.” So by the time we got over there, the only bags on the “device” were ours, so we collected them and walked over to the car rental window.
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