Where, oh where does the week go? I guess for Patrick Swayze one week is a gift. For the rest of us, a week is seven days in a row where everything happens except for the fun stuff that you want to do.
Working all day long doesn’t leave time to type in a post. Then, driving home I hear something that would be a GREAT idea for a post, and start thinking about all the points to make, all the research to do to prove my point, and then, by the time I finally get home and in front of the computer, I have some other work to do, and when it’s done, it’s time to go to bed.
That great idea that I had is gone, never to come back again, until the next day when the cycle repeats. Once in a while, I’ll remember some topic on which I want to write, and I’ll have enough time to find a fact or two. Where do I save it? Not on my Google Home Page, no sir-ee. I start a post and copy the URL into it. Then I get sidetracked, start reading my feeds, checking out eBay, reading Paid Emails and other stuff.
There is good news, however, and it has nothing to do with car insurance. The good news, my friends, is that during all my sidetracks and zig-zagging through the Internet, I have finally learned what the Internet is for. You may be as surprised as I think you might be, but when you really think about it, the Internet is really for one thing. No, it’s not for spreading information around through a decentralized system of servers. It’s not even for making money. It is for one thing, and one thing only.
Site referrals are a wacky thing. Since it’s easier than checking referral logs, I use the Referral Feed plugin for this site. I’m seeing many hits for referrals coming from Google with the search phrase “Wang Holder.” It seems that the Wang-Holder Wedding never gets old.
An exciting part of the referrals is knowing that everything is happening to update the sitemap and to ping Google to let them know that the site has new content. The same day I post an article, I’m getting hits to it. It’s always exciting to see a referral from a “real, live” website instead of a search engine. I can only hope that it’s an actual visitor, not a search bot.
Some of the more disturbing hits have come in the past couple days, and it seems the strangest come from Google Germany. What the hell is going on in Germany? Seriously, I have these referrals within a week of each other: Google: piehole+porno+tube, Google: tube+piehole+porn, and Google: stretch+that+hole.com. Of course, when you remember that German cannibal, things fall into perspective. On the other hand, I guess it’s pretty exciting that I rank high enough on these searches for people to come visit The Hole.
One of the strangest things, it that someone is actually searching for Lithuanian Porn, and they came here. To The Hole. The same day that someone came looking for Geraldine Ferarro and Barack Hussein Obama. I’m guessing it’s a huge liberal conspiracy to link me with Ferarro, Obama, German Cannibals and pr0n. If that’s even remotely close, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
I need another me. Not necessarily another physical me, but another web identity. Sure, having another me would be great! I could be in two places at one time, I could be one half of a quartet, I could play with myself when no one else is around
That’s all fun, but sometimes there are internet identities that you want to be completely separate. Maybe one “professional” identity for working things, one identity for gaming, and one for your porn sites. There’s nothing as exciting as logging in to “ButtPlug Web Cams” or Lithuanian Midget Porn or whatever and seeing the handle of your boss there.
So I have decided that I need to separate some internet identities, but the problem is coming up with another handle that I can remember, and making sure that everything is separate. Sure, here I’m piehole, and I have another handle that some people know me as. It’s like the secret name that the President uses at the White House so he can receive personal mail. But then, there’s the other side. The place where I need to be when you really need to tell the person sitting next to you all day to take a flying leap.
So the fun for the day is to come up with another name for me that is different enough from everything else so it doesn’t connect to this, and also simple enough for me to remember. Now, you go off and do the same.
