World’s Worst Pizza

December 29th, 2007 No Comments

Last night, I had, quite arguably, the world’s worst pizza. Think the complete opposite of Jessica Alba’s ass, and you have the pizza. I’ve seen ads for it, got a flyer in the mail for it, so I thought I would try it. Big mistake. I’m sure you’ve seen ads or something for Pizza Hut’s new Double Deep Pizza. It claims to be so overloaded with toppings that they just have to fold over the edge. Nice, in theory.

Let me tell you how the pizza came. First, since they fold the edge over, it’s a smaller pizza. But since they don’t want you to think it’s all that much smaller, they stretch out the dough. Stretching out the dough makes the pie crust thinner, and with the “50% more cheese” and “double toppings,” the slices don’t hold up. Most of the slices broke when pulling them out of the box. Those that didn’t were so thin that they’d break when picking it up.

Not pleased. I think I’m just going to stick with the Stuffed Crust or Pan Pizza. My official Blow It Out Your Pie Hole.com recommendation is to skip the Double Deep Pizza, since it’s not deep, nor is it pleasing.

Hey Pizza Hut! BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Bella Roma Pizza

December 14th, 2007 No Comments

So we were talking today about places to go for lunch, and I started thinking about Bella Roma Pizza. All I really remember about the first couple of times that I went there was ‘Good Atmosphere.’ They had a Mighty Wurlitzer, and that was all I remember. Watching the train go around the track during Chattanooga Choo Choo and watching all the other percussion instruments clack around.

Back in April, we journeyed over to find they were closed. All Gone! Bastards closed up and didn’t tell me. I found out, somewhere on the blogosphere that they were moving somewhere downtown. In the meanwhile, I think it was in October, I called their phone number, (925) 228-4935, and the OGM on the answering machine said that they would be opening no later than November. Today, the OGM says “We’ll be opening shortly next week, any time.”

We’ll See. In the meanwhile, since I’ve been deprived of the Wurlitzer, they can BLOW IT OUT THEIR PIE HOLE!

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