I saw some bad news this morning for men all across the world. The holder of the World’s Most Perfect Ass is now ‘great with child.’ She’s tainted. Wet dreams throughout the geek world will go dry. Those are the people who really need to BLOW IT OUT THEIR PIE HOLES!
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This post was tagged with Jessica Alba, perfect ass, pie hole.Let’s suppose that there is a guy who loves weather so much, that he creates an entire website and cable channel all about the weather. This guy would probably know what he’s talking about when he talks weather. Then, let’s suppose he reads some of the Global Warming debates. You would probably agree that this guys knows what he’s talking about. This guy, John Coleman, exists, and he agrees that Global Warming is a piece of crap.
However, let’s look at things objectively. First, 15,000 years ago, we were in an ice age. Now we’re not. 65 Million years ago, the earth was warm and soggy. That’s how dinosaurs liked it. Maybe there’s a cycle of warming and cooling. What on God’s Green Earth makes these hippies think that humans have the power to prevent Mother Nature from doing what she wants? Sure, we can encourage rain, and now they’re encouraging CO2 absorption.
Who is to say that these “technologies” or “advancements” aren’t going to cause more harm than good? If it is scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Global Warming” is a crock, will Captain Planet admit that he’s wrong? Probably not. Until that time which will never come, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!
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This post was tagged with algore, global warming, hippies, pie hole.So last night was Halloween, the evening where children either become members of the Mafia or liberals. They’re out offering protection against home damage by payment in candy. The “Trick” part of “Trick or Treat.” Give me some candy or I’ll egg your car. Give me some candy or I’ll soap your windows. Give me some candy or I’ll shave your cat.
On the other hand, it turns kids into little communists: “Spread the wealth candy, man!” Obviously, since adults make more money than most children, it’s a redistribution of candy. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and kids need candy. You know that in a few years there will be kids standing on the corner or in the median with signs, “Hungry. Need Candy” or they’ll run out into traffic and wash your windows while you’re waiting at a stop light. “Got any candy?”
In the meantime, evil people and people who think this is serious should BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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This post was tagged with candy, halloween, hippies, pie hole, socialists.Last night, we had a little earthquake. Seemed like a pretty good one, from where we were, less than 17 miles northwest of the “hypothetical epicenter.” Nice, rolling action. Shook the pictures, but didn’t knock anything down.
But then, there was the five-year old. His first earthquake, and it was a goodie. He was a bit afraid, didn’t want us to leave him alone in the bathtub, or alone in his bedroom. Poor little guy. This morning, he was over it.
Earthquakes, Blow It out your Pie Hole!
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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — With oil prices setting records over $90 a barrel and $100 looking ever more likely, experts say there’s a good chance drivers will see $3 gasoline before the end of the year.
“Three dollar gasoline in this market is unavoidable,” said Stephen Schork, publisher of the industry newsletter the Schork Report. “At this rate, we’re going to see $4 a gallon.”
These remarkable works of wisdom come from CNN Money’s
Here comes $100 oil, and $3 gasoline. Where the hell has this pie hole been looking at gasoline prices, Trenton, NJ? 
Gas Buddy show this to be the least expensive gas in the nation right now. Back when I was trying out the hypermiling techniques, Charleston, SC was usually the cheapest, but it’s seemed to have slipped in the ratings a bit.
And why am I not hypermiling anymore? Well, if you remember from a while back, I had started the hypermiling techniques. Slower driving, drafting behind trucks, stopping the engine before hitting a stop sign or light, all the easiest hypermiling techniques. That all ended when I got the call from Gary. Read the rest of this entry »
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This post was tagged with algore, car, gasoline, hippies, hypermiling, metal shards, pie hole.An Open Letter to Equity Apartments, property owners of Skylark Apartments in Union City:
As you know, since you are one of my loyal 15 or so readers, I have been without a car for about a month, and have been walking to BART. Every Thursday, rain or shine, and we’ve had a bit of rain lately, your sprinklers do a very good job of watering everything except the grass. By the time I get to your sidewalk, a whole tanker truck full of water is in the gutter. The sprinklers, if they can even be called that, are spraying across the sidewalk, drenching the concrete. I’m glad to see such wonderful work in our drought-plagued state.
Please get your maintenance crew out there to fix this because I’m tired of getting wetter than wet, even when it’s not raining. I know rents are high, but probably half of that goes to your water. In other words, fix your sprinklers and BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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This post was tagged with BART, blow, car, pie hole, read.Back in the late 80’s, things sucked. The music sucked, the movies sucked, and the entertainment/”things to do” sucked. Just to add to the suckiness, some dumbass decided to make a big “people maze” in the city of Vacaville. That was a problem to begin with, because we already called it “cow town.” No reason to go there, and now they have this people maze. With no cheese at the end.
I had the magical ability to avoid the people-maze for a whole year. Then, after I fell off a telephone pole, and I’m hobbling around on crutches, a guy I know calls me up and says, “Let’s go to the Wooz!”
So we went. Whoopie. We probably had more fun than we were supposed to. Especially since there were two ways you could do it. You could just run from start to finish, or go from start to finish by way of four towers. In each tower you got a stamp, and completion of the maze with four stamps earned you entry into “Super Wooz” or whatever it was called. Needless to say, I did not complete the maze on crutches in the alloted time, but the were going to let me go on anyway. Something about extra time because I was crippled.
However, it was summer, probably around 114 degrees, no shade, and I was on crutches. I passed, said “probably next time,” and it burned down and now I’m here writing about it and you’re reading about it. It was such a memorable place that Blog it Out Your Pie Hole is more fun than the Wooz.
So whoever it was who decided to make “The Wooz,” Blow it out your PIE HOLE!
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This post was tagged with maze, people maze, pie hole, telephone pole, wooz.So I had this item on eBay. Didn’t sell, so I ran the listing again. Still didn’t sell. Make me an offer and it could be yours. It’s unused. It’s out of the box. Some piehole purchased the wrong adapter. I posted it for $14.99 with shipping costs (USPS) estimated at $6.34. It will be in the same box that the vendor shipped to me, in the same packing materials. I’ll actually throw some more packing in there, as the piece of bubble wrap fell into the hands of a 4-year old. First person to use the contact form below with an acceptable offer gets it.
An unused AC Power adapter for your Dymo LabelMANAGER 100, 200, 300, LabelPOINT 200, 300, DYMO 1000, 1000 Plus, 2000, 3500, 4000, 4500, or 5500.This came direct, sealed in the box new from a vendor. We opened it, and found that someone ordered the wrong adapter. This has not been used. Except for the open box, this is exactly the way it arrived, including the box and packing materials in which it came from the vendor. If you get this direct from Dymo.com, you will pay $24.95, plus $6.75 or more shipping and tax. I opened the box, you save $10. Use this, save battery money. Once this sells, I can get the correct adapter for my Dymo. It’s a WIN-WIN for both of us. Buy it now.
As I cannot test it, this item is sold AS IS.
40077 Adapter
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This post was tagged with blog, Dymo, money, pie hole.So I saw this story today: Attempt to Rewrite Law Allowing Toddlers to Marry With Parental Consent Fails. Right now, in Arkansas, anyone can get married. If they’re under 18 and have parental consent, they may get married. 16 year olds, 15 year olds, even babies.
Great. What happens if some pedophile in Arkansas, or some non-Arkansas pedophile moves there and marries a six-year old? Look for a similar law in San Francisco with Mayor Gavin “Any Twosome” Newsom. What happens if someone argues that they are the parent/guardian of a dog, and with parental consent, marries the dog?
Sounds like all the pervs in the greater Arkansas area can BLOW IT OUT THEIR PIE HOLES!
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This post was tagged with blog, blow, pedophiles, pie hole.Today is the day of the world famous Wang-Holder Wedding in San Francisco. Additionally, it’s also Fleet Week, where the “glamorization of war machines” celebrates the mighty men and women who stand on the wall of freedom so you and I can sleep at night. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to attend any of these wonderful events this weekend. The good news is that the Blue Angels are still allowed in Baghdad by the Bay.
Just wait until Captain Planet puts this on his list of “Carbon Footprint” tragedies and flies his private jet across the country trying to drum up support for a green military. If that happens, he and the rest of the hippies can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!
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