This is possibly the most riveting, awesomest videos ever shot in the Oakland estuary in September 2009. I, of course, have no video of a flaming monkey in a sailor’s hat and wolf shirt riding a horse into the estuary. That would be a much, much better video, and it would probably make me...
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Tags: boat, estuary, flaming monkeys, ktvu, nail biting, oakland
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Someone who won’t fess up to it told me about Idiocracy, a 2006 Mike Judge movie starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph. The premise behind the movie is simple. Two “average” people in 2005 are placed in hibernation, supposedly for one year. Something goes wrong, and they are frozen for 500 years. Over...
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Tags: britney, dumbass, genius, Idiocracy, jerry springer show, lindsay, Luke Wilson, matthew, maya rudolph, mike judge, oakland, read, research
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had the “pleasure” of attending my brother-in-law’s wedding over the weekend. At the end of the eight hour drive, when I started seeing the Human Barbie Dolls and tasting the air, I knew that I was in Los Angeles. Los Angeles does have its advantages, usually two at a time, bouncing along merrily for...
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Tags: a cappella, airport, barbie dolls, bobs, boobies, car, engagement, error, genius, hell, ideas, JACKED, mccabe, money, not pleased, oakland, panties in a bunch, Phoenix, relationship, true story, valentino
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Over the weekend, I got a chance to party with one of my shippers, VIP Transport. A fun time was had by all at the Fox Sports Grill as VIP Transport celebrated their Silver Anniversary.
They flew me down with “My Wife” (or was it?), rented us a car, put us up in a hotel,...
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Tags: airport, car, foosball, Fox Sports Grill, garage, oakland, photo, sleep number, the grind, VIP transport, xbox
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The Pied Piper of Hamelin, as you remember, was a story about rats. The City of Brunswick was so overrun with rats, that they fought the dogs and killed the cats and bit the babies and ate the cheese, drank the soup and in general, caused a major ruckus.
So the townsfolk called the Pied...
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Tags: oakland, photo, pied piper, taco truck
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