Last night, I had, quite arguably, the world’s worst pizza. Think the complete opposite of Jessica Alba’s ass, and you have the pizza. I’ve seen ads for it, got a flyer in the mail for it, so I thought I would try it. Big mistake. I’m sure you’ve seen ads or something for Pizza Hut’s new Double Deep Pizza. It claims to be so overloaded with toppings that they just have to fold over the edge. Nice, in theory.
Let me tell you how the pizza came. First, since they fold the edge over, it’s a smaller pizza. But since they don’t want you to think it’s all that much smaller, they stretch out the dough. Stretching out the dough makes the pie crust thinner, and with the “50% more cheese” and “double toppings,” the slices don’t hold up. Most of the slices broke when pulling them out of the box. Those that didn’t were so thin that they’d break when picking it up.
Not pleased. I think I’m just going to stick with the Stuffed Crust or Pan Pizza. My official Blow It Out Your Pie Hole.com recommendation is to skip the Double Deep Pizza, since it’s not deep, nor is it pleasing.
Hey Pizza Hut! BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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