Site Referrals

March 14th, 2008 No Comments

Site referrals are a wacky thing. Since it’s easier than checking referral logs, I use the
Referral Feed plugin for this site. I’m seeing many hits for referrals coming from Google with the search phrase “Wang Holder.” It seems that the Wang-Holder Wedding never gets old.

An exciting part of the referrals is knowing that everything is happening to update the sitemap and to ping Google to let them know that the site has new content. The same day I post an article, I’m getting hits to it. It’s always exciting to see a referral from a “real, live” website instead of a search engine. I can only hope that it’s an actual visitor, not a search bot.

Some of the more disturbing hits have come in the past couple days, and it seems the strangest come from Google Germany. What the hell is going on in Germany? Seriously, I have these referrals within a week of each other: Google: piehole+porno+tube, Google: tube+piehole+porn, and Google: stretch+that+hole.com. Of course, when you remember that German cannibal, things fall into perspective. On the other hand, I guess it’s pretty exciting that I rank high enough on these searches for people to come visit The Hole.

One of the strangest things, it that someone is actually searching for Lithuanian Porn, and they came here. To The Hole. The same day that someone came looking for Geraldine Ferarro and Barack Hussein Obama. I’m guessing it’s a huge liberal conspiracy to link me with Ferarro, Obama, German Cannibals and pr0n. If that’s even remotely close, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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October 6th, 2007 No Comments

Today is the day of the world famous Wang-Holder Wedding in San Francisco. Additionally, it’s also Fleet Week, where the “glamorization of war machines” celebrates the mighty men and women who stand on the wall of freedom so you and I can sleep at night. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to attend any of these wonderful events this weekend. The good news is that the Blue Angels are still allowed in Baghdad by the Bay.

Just wait until Captain Planet puts this on his list of “Carbon Footprint” tragedies and flies his private jet across the country trying to drum up support for a green military. If that happens, he and the rest of the hippies can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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May 17th, 2007 2 Comments

So I heard about this engagement, but didn’t believe it until I saw it. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE sends its warmest regards to Anna Wang and Brad Holder. We look forward to following their wedding on October 6, in San Francisco. We just hope that she doesn’t hypenate her name.

In other news, I was asked recently if asking the girl at Home Depot if you can see her knockers was like asking your waitress if she has a small box.

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