So there’s this big stink about the whales who swam up the San Joaquin Delta into the Sacramento River. “We can’t have the whales here, it’s not natural” scream the hippies. Saltwater humpback whales are currently basking in the freshwater Sacramento River. Last time I was up in that area, lots of people were enjoying themselves on the banks of the river.
So. Why are some piehole’s panties in a snip? Why can’t they believe that the whales are just on vacation. Sure, they got hurt by a boat and can’t heal unless they’re in salt water. Who hasn’t gone on vacation and not been near their primary health care provider? Once they’re done vacationing, they’ll go back to the salt water and get healed.
This isn’t the first time that whales have taken a detour up the Sacramento River. The most famous was Humphrey. Humphrey was such a celebrity that a restaurant was named after him. I wonder if any biologist has been smart enough to collect the DNA of any of these whales to see if they’re related or even the same, following the migratory patterns of their ancestors.
Maybe, the whales are trying to evolve. They are currently salt-water animals, maybe they want to become freshwater, then sprout legs and walk on earth with the other land animals. They’re X-Whales. Living, breathing mutants. Why do the hippies who want to push them back in the salt-water want to deny the whales a chance at evolution?
Just possibly, the whales want to see the Sacramento River. Not as a vacation, not as an evolutionary exploration, but maybe the just want to see what is there, and they’re being harrassed by people banging pipes together. Why can’t the people up there just respect the whales’ right to choose? The whales have rights, you know.
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So this dumbassed yokel thinks that Americans should just discard the Second Amendment. Hmm. Let’s take a quick look here.
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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
This amendement exists for the purpose of overthrowing the government, if it needs to be done. The Americans needed their firearms to overthrow the government of the British, and it worked wonderfully. The amendment works. The only problem with the gun clampdown hippies is that they forget that there are more morons in today’s world than that of 250 years ago.
People get killed by knives all the time in every country of the world. Where is the UN demanding that people outlaw knives since they kill people? Where is the UN demanding that all countries outlaw cars since people die in them? Oh, no, they can’t do that? That would just prove that they are morons.
“Comrade Josh, how should we keep control of the world once we have it?” Comrade Neal asked.
“Let’s outlaw guns!” said Comrade Josh. “If we get rid of Amerikan’s right to bear arms, they can’t overthrow us when we come to power.”
“Genius,” said Comrade Neal and his lackies. And thus it was born. “Let’s make sure that every gun incident in America is bloated and give plenty of media coverage to the yahoo who shoots people so other dumbasses will try to get ‘famous’ by shooting even more, then we can splash that all over the media. We can even run a contest to see who makes the most media attention.”
Hey dumbass yokels who think that American’s shouldn’t have guns, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE! (or shoot it out your pie hole).
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So why are gas prices so high now? Could it be a nasty conspiracy amongst the oil companies? Could it be the damn OPEC bastards taking all the U.S. dollars? Probably, because we recieve the bulk of our imported oil from OPEC nations, although the one country that we receive the plurality of our imported oil is Canada.
The primary reason, according to Inflation Data is the damn hippies. They have such a lock on the laws in California about building new facilities, that the market demand side increases, without the supply side increasing. Then, they go and whine about the oil company’s massive profits.
The oil companies are pulling in massive profits so they will have funding available to build a new infrastructure for hydrogen fuel or whatever new technology they will need when the hippies have thoroughly screwed up the oil industry. Of course, when that happens, the demand for oil will drop and gasoline prices will be dirt cheap.
So, it comes down to the fact that hippies need to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!
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So today, in the US, March 20, people are “celebrating” the First Day of Spring. Whoopie. The vernal equinox is not the first day of spring. Some dumbass calendar maker put that on a calendar long ago and it stuck. Spring begins when it stops being winter. In California, that happened in the middle of January.
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