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Reuters reports today that a new poll shows Clinton trails top 2008 Republicans. She must feel really, really bad to come in at least 2009th in next year’s elections. To be perfectly honest, I didn’t know that there were a top 10 Republicans, let alone over 2000 in the ring. Honestly, I had pondered running, or at least seeing what would happen if I were to run.

Just imagine: If Clinton were a Republican, she would come in 2009th in the election. What a nice thought.

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I have been wondering for some time why there are so many communists in America. Just look at Hollywood and the Democratic Party. Tons of communists trying to take money and belongings from those who earn it and buy it, and distribute it to those who don’t have any.

In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life’s prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly — only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

We make fun of the hippies, here, and for good reason. Namely, they deserve it. Today, we know why: Scientists Find that Low Self-Esteem and Materialism Goes Hand in Hand. These hippies are followers of dialectical materialism. Dialectical what? Dialectical materialism.

Obviously, the hippies are running around with low self esteem, which makes them materialistic. Then, since they’re hippies, they become envious of the things that people have earned and want people to give them a hand out, not a hand up (because of the low self esteem), and the cycle repeats. They get sucked into the socialist environment that the commies have. Everyone is equally poor, except the leaders of the country, and everyone is taken care of, regardless of their ability. People who have the resources and knowledge to succeed are at the same socio-economic level as those who need to be taken care of, which provides no incentive for success.

Ah, but those who do succeed are taxed heavily, they’re penalized for succeeding. As King Begonia said, “He who has nothing shall have less, and all that he has shall be taken from him.”

Now, if only we could figure out why these socialist hippies are so blinded by their self esteem that they cannot have a civil conversation or debate about philosophical differences, and they only have “tolerance” for opposing viewpoints, as long as it is theirs, or at least not a conservative ideal.

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Let’s suppose that there is a guy who loves weather so much, that he creates an entire website and cable channel all about the weather. This guy would probably know what he’s talking about when he talks weather. Then, let’s suppose he reads some of the Global Warming debates. You would probably agree that this guys knows what he’s talking about. This guy, John Coleman, exists, and he agrees that Global Warming is a piece of crap.

However, let’s look at things objectively. First, 15,000 years ago, we were in an ice age. Now we’re not. 65 Million years ago, the earth was warm and soggy. That’s how dinosaurs liked it. Maybe there’s a cycle of warming and cooling. What on God’s Green Earth makes these hippies think that humans have the power to prevent Mother Nature from doing what she wants? Sure, we can encourage rain, and now they’re encouraging CO₂ absorption.

Who is to say that these “technologies” or “advancements” aren’t going to cause more harm than good? If it is scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Global Warming” is a crock, will Captain Planet admit that he’s wrong? Probably not. Until that time which will never come, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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So last night was Halloween, the evening where children either become members of the Mafia or liberals. They’re out offering protection against home damage by payment in candy. The “Trick” part of “Trick or Treat.” Give me some candy or I’ll egg your car. Give me some candy or I’ll soap your windows. Give me some candy or I’ll shave your cat.

On the other hand, it turns kids into little communists: “Spread the wealth candy, man!” Obviously, since adults make more money than most children, it’s a redistribution of candy. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and kids need candy. You know that in a few years there will be kids standing on the corner or in the median with signs, “Hungry. Need Candy” or they’ll run out into traffic and wash your windows while you’re waiting at a stop light. “Got any candy?”

In the meantime, evil people and people who think this is serious should BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — With oil prices setting records over $90 a barrel and $100 looking ever more likely, experts say there’s a good chance drivers will see $3 gasoline before the end of the year.

“Three dollar gasoline in this market is unavoidable,” said Stephen Schork, publisher of the industry newsletter the Schork Report. “At this rate, we’re going to see $4 a gallon.”

These remarkable works of wisdom come from CNN Money’s
Here comes $100 oil, and $3 gasoline. Where the hell has this pie hole been looking at gasoline prices, Trenton, NJ? Gas Buddy show this to be the least expensive gas in the nation right now. Back when I was trying out the hypermiling techniques, Charleston, SC was usually the cheapest, but it’s seemed to have slipped in the ratings a bit.

And why am I not hypermiling anymore? Well, if you remember from a while back, I had started the hypermiling techniques. Slower driving, drafting behind trucks, stopping the engine before hitting a stop sign or light, all the easiest hypermiling techniques. That all ended when I got the call from Gary. Read the rest of this entry »

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Today is the day of the world famous Wang-Holder Wedding in San Francisco. Additionally, it’s also Fleet Week, where the “glamorization of war machines” celebrates the mighty men and women who stand on the wall of freedom so you and I can sleep at night. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to attend any of these wonderful events this weekend. The good news is that the Blue Angels are still allowed in Baghdad by the Bay.

Just wait until Captain Planet puts this on his list of “Carbon Footprint” tragedies and flies his private jet across the country trying to drum up support for a green military. If that happens, he and the rest of the hippies can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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Right now, on Pelosi’s website, she is proclaiming to the world that there is 5 days, 8 hours, and 36 minutes until the “first minimum wage increase in 10 years.” Right now, the Federal Minimum Wage is $5.15. The only people really making minimum wage are teenagers working at Burger King and food servers, but their paychecks pay all the taxes from their tips. Great, Ms. Pelosi. Where will the extra money come from to pay the burger slingers? From the consumers who buy. It sure as hell isn’t going to come out of the owner’s pocket. The establishment isn’t going to pay the power company less.

“I can’t pay you your full bill this month because I need to pay my employees more.” Right.

“We’ll shut off your power so you can’t make any money this month.” Then, there’s no power taxes collected, no federal wage taxes withheld, state wage taxes withheld, no social security taxes withheld,no sales taxes collected, no telephone taxes collected, no taxes from the carbon dioxide company, no grease company service taxes, no taxes collected during the transportation of the raw meat, vegetables, buns, soda syrup, and no sewer taxes collected.

So the money that will pay for the wage increase will come from the consumers. You and me. Us. Rates for goods and services will follow a minimum rate increase. Because of this, buying power decreases after a minimum wage adjustment. Check to see if McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger remains on the dollar menu in a month. After the minimum wage increases, and rates increase so the owner keeps making the same, so our buying power decreases.

Imagine the minimum wage earners. They’re now making more, but they have more tax dollars withheld. They can’t buy as much, so they go hungry. They can’t apply for food stamps, because now they’re making too much.

The whole thing is an evil hippie conspiracy to keep people down. However, 39 states have minimum wages higher than Federal, so increasing the minimum wage does little across the board. However, the increases keep coming, and my dollar keeps shrinking.

Great, Nancy! BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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TreeHugger reports a real shocker: Ethanol production is increasing the demand for corn. The pop corn industry needs to pay its growers more to keep them growing pop corn instead of the federally mandated ethanol. Since corn also feeds cattle, you have no doubt seen the prices of dairy products and beef rise. Add to that the increase fuel prices, and you have a redistribution of wealth. We’re not getting paid more, so the gasoline industry is getting more and more money.

It’s obviously an evil Hippie conspiracy to get Americans off fuel and meat. The bulk of Americans won’t be able to afford to drive, so they’ll have to take public transportation. The bulk of Americans won’t be able to eat meat, so the dangerous cattle, who do nothing but stamp the soil, create erosion and destroy the natural landscape, will dwindle down to a more managable existance.

Won’t this have the opposite effect? After all, look at private jets, sprawling estates, and limosines. They’re not owned or used by the bulk of Americans. Who owns them? The liberal elite.

• Ted Kennedy
• Cheryl Crow
• Al Gore
• Hillary Clinton

There you have it, an evil Hippie Conspiracy to take away the most basic needs from most Americans: travel and food. In the mean time, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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I’ve taken a good look at the way that I’m living, with my hypermiling, and everything, and I have discovered that I have a couple of Carbon Credits extra. I’ll have more after the office move, since I’ll be using less fuel, about half as much as I am using to commute now. I’ll actually be using less, since the afternoon commute is much worse between the current office and the new office.

So, for that, I offer some of my Carbon Credits for sale to you, my gentle reader, at the introductory rate of $24.95, for two tonnes, yes 4,409.24524 pounds of Carbon Emissions. I’m not going to be using them. In fact, in this HOT time, I pledge that I will not use my air conditioner during the day, ensuring that my Carbon Credits remain available. I have a limited number, so get them NOW!

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Roughly 15,000 years ago, the Earth was gripped in a bitter Ice Age. Most of the world was covered in Ice. Woolly Mammoths and Saber-toothed Tigers were covered in fur to keep themselves warm.

Today, the fur covered Wooly Mammoths and Saber-toothed tigers are extinct, and the women parade at the beach with three tiny triangles of tankini. So, in that sense, sure. The globe has warmed up.

Then, one day, someone came up with a magical invention called a thermometer and started recording what they thought to be the temperature of the city. Since then, thermometers have become more accurate, and another magical invention called concrete was poured even more. Now concrete, you see has this remarkable power in that it keeps the heat of the sun, and radiates it back into the air surrounding the concrete. This immediately brings up two flaws with the whole “Global Warming” crap.

1. Who is to say that the first thermometers were even close to accurate?
2. Measuring temperature anywhere near concrete will flaw your data.

But, a bunch of hippies with money and the means to spew their bunk louder than anyone else has convinced some sheeple that global warming is a reality. In fact, they pushed so hard for “global Warming,” that The Day After Tomorrow was actually a satire.

So here it is, one of the ways to avoid “Global Warming.” This website runs on a server. That server is running 24/7, except for a brief moment every couple of months when it gets rebooted. So this server is sucking electricity 24/7, and you’re not using it. You are not viewing the pages 24/7. I challenge you to send more people here, visit here more often so the server will actually be using the energy it pulls for something productive. So by visiting this server, you will actually be fighting “Global Warming.”

Save the Earth. Blow it Out Your Pie Hole today.

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