Blog It Out Your Pie Hole

Since election year is with us, I have found this old article in my archives, and bring it back for all to read. Some are still topical, and I’ve updated a couple and added a few. Enjoy.

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that when Bill Clinton awarded Halliburton a no-bid contract in Yugoslavia it was good, and when George Bush awarded Halliburton a no-bid contract in Iraq it was bad.
12. You have to believe the military, not corrupt dictators, start wars.
13. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
14. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.’
15. You have to believe that when Bill Clinton bombed Christian Serbs on behalf of a Muslim Albanian terrorist, it was good, but when George Bush liberated 25 million people from a genocidal dictator it was bad.
16. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
17. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t.
18. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
19. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
20. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and in the New York Governor’s mansion.
21. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
22. As gas approaches $4 and $5 a gallon, you need to be extremely happy that we didn’t go to war for oil.
23. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
24. You have to believe that the illegal immigrants who broke the law to enter our country and take jobs from legal Americans actually help the economy and should magically be made US Citizens, overlooking the fact that they committed a felony just
25. And lastly……You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed justice by having an 18 1/2-minute gap in one tape of his recorded conversations, but that it was only an innocent mistake that one year’s worth of Al Gore’s e-mails got erased. And, wouldn’t you know that these e-mails of Al’s just happen to be the ones subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal grand jury in their continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses and other matters.

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In The Daily Breeze, Geraldine Ferraro is quoted as saying

“I think what America feels about a woman becoming president takes a very secondary place to Obama’s campaign - to a kind of campaign that it would be hard for anyone to run against. For one thing, you have the press, which has been uniquely hard on her. It’s been a very sexist media. Some just don’t like her. The others have gotten caught up in the Obama campaign. If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

I see a list of no less than 26 female US presidential candidates and six black presidential candidates for Major or semi-major political parties. Why is Geraldine getting her panties in a bunch over the race or gender of a candidate? Aren’t liberals supposed to toe the line and all overlook gender and racial differences? It makes me think that everything else that comes out of her mouth is questionable. Especially since she didn’t say “If Obama were a white man.”

On the one hand, the Democratic party is the party of emotions, feelings, wants, desires, where everyone wants everyone to be equally poor and equally under the control of the government, except the Mustapha Mond of the Democratic party. No, not Capitan Planet. George Soros.

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William F. Buckley died Wednesday, apparently of emphysema related causes. Almost simulataneously, the atheist liberals who Digg found a 3 and a half year old article written by William F. Buckley on the decriminalization of marijuana.

As I understand it, the original 13 states first banned marijuana because it conflicted with the highly profitable tobacco industry. California was the next state to create criminalization of marijuana to deal with the Mexican immigrants after the Mexican Revolution of 1910.

Since then, we’ve had prohibition and mass produced automobiles, which lead to an increase in American deaths. These deaths turned into an opportunity to study how much alcohol it takes to affect brain function enough to impair driving.This, in turn lead to 0.08% BAC laws, minimum legal drinking age laws, and zero tolerance laws for drivers younger than 21 years old in all states. Alcohol is now regulated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Alcohol content is clearly marked, labled, and taxed on each container.

Part of the problem of the decriminalization of marijuana is measuring how much of the most active cannabinoids it takes to impare judgements. Three and a half years ago, Mr. Buckley reported that “an estimated 100 million Americans have smoked marijuana at least once.” Before marijuana can possibly leave its Federal Prohibition, the government needs to make sure that those under the influence do not infringe on my personal liberty of not getting into an accident or losing my life to someone who is behind the wheel of a car and under the influence of marijuana.

Sure, there are all sorts of reasons sited for the federal decriminalization of marijuana: increased tax revenue, fewer people in the pokey, and fewer people getting a cap in the ass when a drug deal goes bad. But there won’t be a federal decriminalization until someone has the balls to introduce a bill to the House to study how much active cannabinoids it takes to impare judgement. Once that happens, someone will have to create a handy test for determining how much active cannabinoids are in a “dose” of marijuana. The House will then need to figure out how much to tax a plant and sell plant stamps (the states will quickly follow, getting their tax revenues). Next, the House will need to figure out how much to tax each ounce, either by weight or by THC content, and create a new wing of the ATF. What is now a $60 buy will turn into a $80 buy with the increased taxes, but it will drop $20 because supply will increase. The federal bureaucracy to complete any of these changes will take years just to get going.

Of course, if the Free State Project were really serious, they would have some of their guys drafting federal legislation for when they’ve taken over New Hampshire and send a representative to Congress. If NORML were really serious, they would draft legislation for the decriminalization and bring it to a National Issue. Right now, people are fainting over Obama, crying over Hillary, cursing at McCain, but how many people are talking—not writing—about the issue of decriminalization? Do we have anyone in Congress who will put this on the table? The last link claims that “despite extensive educational efforts and millions poured into various legislative campaigns, it’s consistently been shown in opinion polls and at the voting booth that only between a third to 46 percent of Americans endorse legalizing the personal use of cannabis for adults.”

Shoud marijuana use and personal cultivation be legal in the United States? Is it worth the federal bureaucracy? I don’t have a clue. What do you think?

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Swiss carmaker Rinspeed Inc, has created the world’s first underwater convertible. A driver planning on driving underwater will need to make sure that he and any passengers already have their wetsuits, as the top does not retract. The top does not go down, as a safety measure for the submerged.

I understand that when it goes on sale in America, they will call it the Kennedy.

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Michelle Malkin remembers:

Two years ago, the Mohammed cartoon conflagration consumed the world and the blogosphere helped lead the way in fighting back. Longtime readers will remember that this site hammered the issue in support of Denmark. “Sammenhold,” you may recall, is the Danish word for solidarity. With the arrests this week of five jihadists accused of plotting to murder one of the Danish cartoonists, it’s time to demonstrate sammenhold again.

Anyone who would use Down Syndrome women to carry out suicide homicide bombings is just wrong. Anyone who would rather destroy Israel more then they love their children is just wrong.
I am, however, revolted by the fact that the Berzerklites don’t decry the use of the tards to be astounding. What about the rights of others to not get themselves blown up. I guess if you can’t starve them to death, you might as well blow them up to try to kill some heathens, because it’s a Religious Freedom that they are trying to preserve for all Americans. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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The so-called “Super Tuesday” is today. Already, we’ve seen the field of presidential nominees diminish. If you ask me, unless a presidential nominee has dropped for anything other than a health or family issue, the nominee is a wussy and shouldn’t be allowed to run in four or eight years.

The whole point of Super Tuesday is to make one big push in as many states as possible to get a huge push for the rest of the states. From the state’s perspective, Super Tuesday is to get as much advertising revenue as possible by being part of the “Super Tuesday festivities.”

Today, regardless of what is really printed on your ballot, today is really a battle between Obama, Hillary, and McCain on the left, and Romney and Huckabee on the right. And why are the Democrats crying and saying that McCain should be the Republican nominee? That would be like Republicans crying about how Lieberman should be the Democratic nominee because he is the only person who has a chance against conservatives. What is up with that? Obviously, it’s just FUD trying to be pressed into a grassroots style format.

Since the Democratic nominees would lose soundly on the issues, the Democratic operatives are trying to avoid the issues. Since McCain has the same values as Obama, there would be no issue-based differences there.

So Super Tuesday, FUD, McCain, and Hillary. It’s enough to make anyone with a normal brain scream, “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!”

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Last week’s National Geographic’s news report that the Earth is bareley big enough to support life gives us the whole reason we have global warming. Ecobridge gives us what they believe to be the reasons for global warming. Number one item on their list is Carbon Dioxide, and every reason on their list is human created Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on their list of Carbon Dioxide sources is the Earth.

Of course nothing on Earth would ever create Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on Earth is ever to change. That’s why we’re still in the middle of the Ice Age from 15,000 years ago. That’s why we’re still in the “humid, semi-tropical environment” of the late Cretaceous period.

Milutin Milankovitch described “variations in the intensity and timing of heat from the sun are the most likely cause of the glacial/interglacial cycles” (my emphasis) in 1938. What? Cycles? Impossible! The Earth never changes. The Earth is 100 percent stable, which is why we don’t have plate tectonics and earthquakes.

Tectonics—the continent-shifting forces that build mountains and fuel volcanoes—recycle Earth’s crust by drawing it underground, where it melts and later re-emerges as magma, pointed out Diana Valencia of Harvard University.

That helps keep carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere more or less stable, as excess gas is removed from the atmosphere by reacting with fresh rocks in a process called “weathering.”

The carbon dioxide is later returned to the atmosphere via volcanic gases.

That tells me right there that the Earth is a living, breathing organism. People walking around on the Earth cannot drastically change it. That’s not to say that we shouldn’t be stewards of the Earth, but that we can’t stop what the Earth is doing naturally.

Since I’m stepping in it, there is another thing that really pisses me off about the doomsayers. It’s the “if you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem” mindset. If doing one thing is “good”, then doing the opposite is “bad,” but they take it another step futher. If you’re not doing the “good,” then you’re doing the “bad,” even if you’re not doing the “opposite of good.” And who is to say what good is? Maybe “Good” as we know it is univerally accepted as “evil.” Who is to say?

You have these wackjobs running around screaming “You’re causing problems! You’re causing problems. You’re not helping the solution, so you’re causing problems.” They make no allowances for people who don’t give a rat’s ass about some red-tailed green-tongued spottled salamander, that is probably some genetic mutation that’s developed in the past 1200 years, and was going to die off naturally because it’s extremely tasty to hawks, but once we built the Fontenelle Townsite Road bridge across the Green River it had a place to live where the raptors couldn’t eat them.

All I know is two things.

1. If you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the solution
2. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Over the weekend, we visited San Jose’s Christmas In The Park. It was amazing that a California city has anything named “Christmas” anywhere. But then again, the giant Christmas Tree that they had is called the “Community Giving Tree.” Most of the displays showed the multi-cultural influence of the hippies in the state. Not to digress, but I’m so glad the “melting post of culture” that we were supposed to have has turned into a “salad bowl of culture.” I’ll have to write more about that later.

But anyway, is it just me or is there something wrong with this display?

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In today’s Science Daily, a study indicates that global warming is in fact, a crock. Captain Planet would be spinning in his grave were he turned to compost.

Of course, us astute people have known this since the hippies couldn’t decide if the globe were warming or cooling. Maybe, the “World Leaders” did such a bang up job that they successfully saved us from global cooling, but unknowing created a warming condition. That would be Jimmy Carter’s legacy. He saved the world from Global Cooling between 1976 and 1980, and created Global Warming.

Great. Way to go. In the mean time, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Today, a report comes out about farting kangaroos. It seems, according to the article, that kangaroos have different intestinal bacteria, which don’t create methane, and alleged greenhouse gas. So hey, buy a kangaroo and save the planet. You might even get some extra entertainment out of it.

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