Last week’s National Geographic’s news report that the Earth is bareley big enough to support life gives us the whole reason we have global warming. Ecobridge gives us what they believe to be the reasons for global warming. Number one item on their list is Carbon Dioxide, and every reason on their list is human created Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on their list of Carbon Dioxide sources is the Earth.

Of course nothing on Earth would ever create Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on Earth is ever to change. That’s why we’re still in the middle of the Ice Age from 15,000 years ago. That’s why we’re still in the “humid, semi-tropical environment” of the late Cretaceous period.

Milutin Milankovitch described “variations in the intensity and timing of heat from the sun are the most likely cause of the glacial/interglacial cycles” (my emphasis) in 1938. What? Cycles? Impossible! The Earth never changes. The Earth is 100 percent stable, which is why we don’t have plate tectonics and earthquakes.

Tectonics—the continent-shifting forces that build mountains and fuel volcanoes—recycle Earth’s crust by drawing it underground, where it melts and later re-emerges as magma, pointed out Diana Valencia of Harvard University.

That helps keep carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere more or less stable, as excess gas is removed from the atmosphere by reacting with fresh rocks in a process called “weathering.”

The carbon dioxide is later returned to the atmosphere via volcanic gases.

That tells me right there that the Earth is a living, breathing organism. People walking around on the Earth cannot drastically change it. That’s not to say that we shouldn’t be stewards of the Earth, but that we can’t stop what the Earth is doing naturally.

Since I’m stepping in it, there is another thing that really pisses me off about the doomsayers. It’s the “if you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem” mindset. If doing one thing is “good”, then doing the opposite is “bad,” but they take it another step futher. If you’re not doing the “good,” then you’re doing the “bad,” even if you’re not doing the “opposite of good.” And who is to say what good is? Maybe “Good” as we know it is univerally accepted as “evil.” Who is to say?

You have these wackjobs running around screaming “You’re causing problems! You’re causing problems. You’re not helping the solution, so you’re causing problems.” They make no allowances for people who don’t give a rat’s ass about some red-tailed green-tongued spottled salamander, that is probably some genetic mutation that’s developed in the past 1200 years, and was going to die off naturally because it’s extremely tasty to hawks, but once we built the Fontenelle Townsite Road bridge across the Green River it had a place to live where the raptors couldn’t eat them.

All I know is two things.

  1. If you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the solution
  2. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Year End Lists

December 23rd, 2007 No Comments

At the end of every year, the hordes of people who know things better than you do come out with their top ten lists. Here at The Hole, the best thing that we can come up with is a list of the most popular posts since I installed the Popularity Contest plugin in October. This rates each post on various criteria, but basically it shows which posts have been seen more than others.

  1. Blog Action Day
  2. Here comes $100 oil, and $3 gasoline?
  3. Google Adds IMAP Support To GMail
  4. Brave New World
  5. The Pied Piper of Oakland
  6. Skylark Apartments
  7. Global Warming is a Crock
  8. Pimpin for Birthday Boy’s School
  9. Halloween
  10. The BlogRush Cut

Next year, we should be able to have a better list, as we have just installed the PostRatings plugin. Go ahead and give those posts a rating. It’s like instant, anonymous feedback, and next year, we’ll have a top ten list of the best rated posts.

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Winter Solstice

December 21st, 2007 1 Comment

It’s the moment of the Winter Solstice, the time at which the sun’s equator is directly in line with the Tropic of Capricorn. It’s the time of the shortest day of the year, and the longest night time in the Northern Hemisphere. Common sense tells you that for the past 6-1/2 weeks, the weather has been getting colder, and for the next 6-1/2 weeks, the weather will start to warm up as the sun’s rays become more concentrated on the northern hemisphere until the Summer Solstice, when it all starts diffusing again. In fact, Wikipedia states that “Calendrically, in most countries the time of the winter solstice is considered as midwinter.”

But, oh, no. Not here in the U.S. Some dumbass calendar maker wanted to charge more for his calendars, so he decided to put “Official First Day of Winter” on the date of the Winter Solstice. There’s no “Official First Day of Winter.” There is no federal legislation declaring the seasons. Every kindergartener knows that when it’s getting cold, it’s starting to get on to winter. When it starts warming up and plants start growing, it’s spring. When it’s really hot, it’s summer, and when the weather starts to cool and the leaves fall off the trees, it’s fall.

So, you “news anchor” who does nothing but read from a computer screen with a really sad and concerned tone of voice on the ‘All News and Traffic except the Traffic that I’m in’ station, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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In today’s Science Daily, a study indicates that global warming is in fact, a crock. Captain Planet would be spinning in his grave were he turned to compost.

Of course, us astute people have known this since the hippies couldn’t decide if the globe were warming or cooling. Maybe, the “World Leaders” did such a bang up job that they successfully saved us from global cooling, but unknowing created a warming condition. That would be Jimmy Carter’s legacy. He saved the world from Global Cooling between 1976 and 1980, and created Global Warming.

Great. Way to go. In the mean time, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Today, a report comes out about farting kangaroos. It seems, according to the article, that kangaroos have different intestinal bacteria, which don’t create methane, and alleged greenhouse gas. So hey, buy a kangaroo and save the planet. You might even get some extra entertainment out of it.

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Let’s suppose that there is a guy who loves weather so much, that he creates an entire website and cable channel all about the weather. This guy would probably know what he’s talking about when he talks weather. Then, let’s suppose he reads some of the Global Warming debates. You would probably agree that this guys knows what he’s talking about. This guy, John Coleman, exists, and he agrees that Global Warming is a piece of crap.

However, let’s look at things objectively. First, 15,000 years ago, we were in an ice age. Now we’re not. 65 Million years ago, the earth was warm and soggy. That’s how dinosaurs liked it. Maybe there’s a cycle of warming and cooling. What on God’s Green Earth makes these hippies think that humans have the power to prevent Mother Nature from doing what she wants? Sure, we can encourage rain, and now they’re encouraging CO2 absorption.

Who is to say that these “technologies” or “advancements” aren’t going to cause more harm than good? If it is scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Global Warming” is a crock, will Captain Planet admit that he’s wrong? Probably not. Until that time which will never come, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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It is written today: FOXNews.com - Air Force Mistakenly Flies 5 Nuclear Warheads Over U.S. “Five nuclear warheads were mistakenly loaded onto a B-52 bomber and flown between North Dakota and Louisiana, a senior defense official told FOX News.” Sure. That’s what they want you to believe. What you really need to do is read between the lines.

First, they announce that nuclear warheads were moved to Louisiana. Obviously, one of them is to replace the nuke that they used to blow up the levees when hurricane Katrina hit, just two years ago. But they claim that it is a big mistake, so they will have a big hoopdy-doo about sending them back, planning out the train route, publishing it in the newspapers so communists can go to the train tracks and protest the Free Market and global warming and whatever else commies are protesting. Captain Planet is no doubt to make a big stink over it, and it will certainly turn up in one of the next Democrat debates.

Then, all the paperwork will show that the total nuclear weapon arsenal is back the way it was last week, and Louisiana will still have nukes. Then, those nukes are going to be transferred to a secret operation, code named Operation Kill Them Before They Kill Us, and shipped to Iran, where they will either be used to destroy the Islamofacists, or planted to show the world that Iran has nukes and must be stopped at any cost.

Now, first off, it just might work. On the other hand, if you actually believe any of that, you need to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Caller ID and stupidity

September 4th, 2007 No Comments

So we have moved into a new facility, here at the grind. We got an all new phone system and all new phone numbers. Conceivably, someone else has a new phone number and a phone system. That other person are the people who used to have our number. They call. Apparently, it is some sort of automated system that doesn’t leave a message.

I used to use a system like that in my old job. It would call through the list, and if it wasn’t answered by a human, it would hang up and go on to the next number. Once it finished, it would cycle through again, leaving a message if someone didn’t answer the second time. As a side bar to this side bar, I would type in the phone numbers as given to me to schedule a delivery of a hot tub. The numbers were probably hand written, faxed a couple of times, then entered into the system. Very often, numbers were wrong or transposed. Anyway, some old guy called me and demanded that I remove his number because he didn’t order a hot tub. Then, he wouldn’t tell me his number to remove it, and demanded that I remove his number. “What’s your number?” “I’m not telling you. Just take it off your list.” Repeat five times, then he told me that he’d call his attorney. “Go ahead,” I said, “I’ll ask him your phone number, and in the meantime, you’ll keep getting calls.” Genious.

So anyway, we get these calls a couple of times a day. “I saw your number on my caller ID. Who are you and what do you want?”

“We didn’t call you. Is there a message from whoever did?”

“No, I just hit the redial button.”

So now I’m thinking that we should tell them that we wanted a pizza delivered, or a tow truck, but they didn’t answer. These calls are proof positive that Caller ID decreases brain power. I, on the other hand work something like this: “Didn’t leave a message? Wasn’t too important, now, was it.” Someone calls, doesn’t leave a message. Obviously not important. If it’s important, they’ll call back.

Maybe they’re getting called by AlGore who is calling but can only wait 10 seconds because he has a lot of calls to make. “Hi, this is AlGore. My son can do 100 miles per hour in a Prius, but it’s a Prius. It is the same amount of carbon as if your hummer were doing 347 MPH.”

In the mean time, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Carbon Credits

July 13th, 2007 No Comments

I’ve taken a good look at the way that I’m living, with my hypermiling, and everything, and I have discovered that I have a couple of Carbon Credits extra. I’ll have more after the office move, since I’ll be using less fuel, about half as much as I am using to commute now. I’ll actually be using less, since the afternoon commute is much worse between the current office and the new office.

So, for that, I offer some of my Carbon Credits for sale to you, my gentle reader, at the introductory rate of $24.95, for two tonnes, yes 4,409.24524 pounds of Carbon Emissions. I’m not going to be using them. In fact, in this HOT time, I pledge that I will not use my air conditioner during the day, ensuring that my Carbon Credits remain available. I have a limited number, so get them NOW!


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