I was driving to work this morning in the stop and go pleasure that they call the Nimitz Freeway. I got a little bit close to the truck in front of me. To be perfectly honest, it was hard to gauge the distance between me and the truck because it was all jacked. Not jacked as in
jacked
138 up, 64 down
but jacked as in
jacked
15 up, 3 down
Anyway, since the truck was jacked up so high that it’s underwear was showing, I thought it was further away, and I bumped the back of the truck with the front of my little car.
We pulled over to the side, and out of the truck jumps this dwarf. He just jumped out of the truck, literally springing out of the truck even before it stopped and ran up to my window with his little arms pumping and little face all scrunched up.
“I am not happy,” he screamed at me.
“Really?” I asked. “Which one are you?”
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