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The updated viralink is the ViralTag. A brilliant idea in its simplicity, but flawed in its simplicity. Andy Coates discusses the hows and whys of from whence it came. At the time of this writing, our Technorati authority has already bounced up to 3. I have also changed the page layout, and have signed up with a new server, which (at the time of this writing) isn’t all setup and working.

I also took a look at the adsense TOS, and they just seem too restrictive for this host. At press time, this blog is on a GoDaddy server, and they run adsense ads. According to Adsense TOS, since they run adsense, I can’t. Without special permission. Also, text linked content ads are less obtrusive to viewers, and google restricts them if you have adsense. Eh, four years, and I still have less than $30. Six more years, and I might get a check. In the mean time, Google counts that money as “money in reserve” or some GAAP term, and that counts as money on hand, helping to thwart a takeover.

So here we go with the next step in making a couple of extra bucks with this blogging mechanism. Just enough to cover the costs of server and domain name, is that too much to ask? Right now, probably.

So looking at the rules of the ViralTag, I already have a problem. “Blow It Out Your Pie Hole” is six words, which is more than the maximum of three. “Blow Your Hole”? “Blow Your Pie?” Hmm. I think we’ll just go with “Pie Hole.” Sounds good enough. So, without further ado, we publish our version of the ViralTag.

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Instructions:

1.) Copy and paste the matrix of “ViralTags” below courtesy of Founders Cafe (to support Jimmy’s quest of launching his own Internet Startup with a shoestring budget, please consider subscribing to his Full RSS Feed to see his triumps and struggles in real time).

2.) Substitute the Host Tag and one of the “Viral Tags” in the matrix with your anchor text of choice with your blog’s URL. Please keep anchor text to a max of 3 words to keep the matrix size manageable.

3.) When you get a ping back from someone that has your link in one of their “Viral Tags”, practice good karma by copying his/her Host Tag’s anchor text (automatically the associated link will also be copied) and paste it over one of your “Viral Tags” below.

4.) Encourage and invite your readers to do the same and soon this can grow virally.

Host Tag: Earn money online

Important: Once I get a ping back from you (I promise to do the best I can), I will add your anchor text and the associated link you designate as “Host Tag” here, replacing one of the “ViralTags” from the matrix above. As more and more bloggers copy and paste this matrix, the more backlinks you will have with your anchor text. If everybody who copy and paste from your blog does the same, pretty soon this will spread and go viral. So, the sooner you participate, the more links with anchor text you will receive.

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This post was tagged with adsense, blog, dookie, iGoogle, link exchange, pie hole, viralink.

As I write this, my Technorati Authority is 1. Sounds good, if you have no point of reference. I’m Number 1! I’m Number 1! Combine that with my GoogleRank of about (*…………) and it’s kinda disappointing. However, this is still a new relatively newer site, so the traffic will come. Eventually. So far, the only people that have come on by are the people who know Count Dookie.

I have been surfing around, trying to find “the secret” to having people come by this site. I have read alot about adsense niche sites. You must admit that this site is a VERY narrow market niche. Honestly, how many people search for “blow it out your pie hole”? Not many people come here searching for Irritable Bowel Syndrome Relief Secrets. So why does this site exist?

This site exists for the sole purpose that hopefully, someone will come along every couple of seconds and click on an advertising link, or jump through to one of the affiliate sites, so I can make around $4000 each month. So far, I’m up to almost 10 cents this month. Whoopie. So let’s try something new for a while. Let’s try the viralink.

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Below is a matrix of 120 stars, I have already added a link to my blog onto one of the stars, all you need to do is copy and paste the grid into your blog and add your own link to one of the other spare stars, and tell others to do the same!

Viralink

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When I receive a ping back once you have added the Viralink to your site I will add your link to this grid, and each person who copies the grid from here will also link to your site!

Rules
No Porn Sites
Only 1 link per person (i.e don’t hog the viralink!)
Please don’t tamper with other peoples url’s
If you found Viralink here, copy this one.
Enjoy!

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So here’s how it works. You copy the matrix, add a link to your site, and post it there. Then you ping me back, and tell people to do the same. Instantly, you have just given your “upline” a herd of backlinks. Once I get the ping from you, I add you to a random star. Herds and herds of backlinks. Increased page rankings, increased Technorati “authority.” More pages on the search engines, and someone searching for “Alicia the advice Goddess” for some reason stumbles upon our little realm, and things really pick up.

Update! The viralink has been superceded by the ViralTags program. You can still use this if you want, but the ViralTags should be better for SEO.

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This post was tagged with dookie, link exchange, pie hole, viralink.

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