Swiss carmaker Rinspeed Inc, has created the world’s first underwater convertible. A driver planning on driving underwater will need to make sure that he and any passengers already have their wetsuits, as the top does not retract. The top does not go down, as a safety measure for the submerged.
I understand that when it goes on sale in America, they will call it the Kennedy.
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This post was tagged with Chappaquiddick, depression, hippies, Kennedy, voting.So we work around the corner from a crematorium. Yesterday, I had lunch at “The Border,” and in line right behind me was a guy wearing a uniform from the crematorium. He looked a little depressed, and I started to talk to him. Since he had a name tag that read “Jim,” I assumed that his name was Jim.
“Hey, Jim,” I began. “How’s life over at the crematorium.”
“It’s a living.” Obviously, he was either a genius in the art of conversation or really depressed. In an effort to cheer him up, I asked if he had any fun stories about the crematorium.
“Well,” his face lightened up a bit, “last week I was preparing Mr. Schwartz for cremation. Now I’m not one to look, but I noticed that he had the largest…Waboo-Daboo that I’ve ever seen.” I’m astonished that he said this in a restaurant, but he continued. “So I cut it off to show my wife. I mean, this kind of thing doesn’t come around all that often.”
I nodded in a half-hearted effort to keep him talking and not commit suicide right there in the lobby.
“So when I went home, I showed my wife. I said, ‘Honey, you have to see this. It’s astonishing.’ She looked at it, and screamed, ‘Oh, no! Shwartz is dead!’”
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