In today’s Science Daily, a study indicates that global warming is in fact, a crock. Captain Planet would be spinning in his grave were he turned to compost.
Of course, us astute people have known this since the hippies couldn’t decide if the globe were warming or cooling. Maybe, the “World Leaders” did such a bang up job that they successfully saved us from global cooling, but unknowing created a warming condition. That would be Jimmy Carter’s legacy. He saved the world from Global Cooling between 1976 and 1980, and created Global Warming.
Great. Way to go. In the mean time, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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Today is the day of the world famous Wang-Holder Wedding in San Francisco. Additionally, it’s also Fleet Week, where the “glamorization of war machines” celebrates the mighty men and women who stand on the wall of freedom so you and I can sleep at night. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to attend any of these wonderful events this weekend. The good news is that the Blue Angels are still allowed in Baghdad by the Bay.
Just wait until Captain Planet puts this on his list of “Carbon Footprint” tragedies and flies his private jet across the country trying to drum up support for a green military. If that happens, he and the rest of the hippies can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!
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I’ve taken a good look at the way that I’m living, with my hypermiling, and everything, and I have discovered that I have a couple of Carbon Credits extra. I’ll have more after the office move, since I’ll be using less fuel, about half as much as I am using to commute now. I’ll actually be using less, since the afternoon commute is much worse between the current office and the new office.
So, for that, I offer some of my Carbon Credits for sale to you, my gentle reader, at the introductory rate of $24.95, for two tonnes, yes 4,409.24524 pounds of Carbon Emissions. I’m not going to be using them. In fact, in this HOT time, I pledge that I will not use my air conditioner during the day, ensuring that my Carbon Credits remain available. I have a limited number, so get them NOW!
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