Multi-Me
I need another me. Not necessarily another physical me, but another web identity. Sure, having another me would be great! I could be in two places at one time, I could be one half of a quartet, I could play with myself when no one else is around That’s all fun, but sometimes there are [...]
Butts Stealing TP
Suzanne Marie Butts was charged with fifth-degree theft after alledgely swiping three rolls of toilet paper from the Marshall County (Iowa) Courthouse, said police. In completely unrelated news, Middle School student Kyleray Katherman discovered that the toilet water had a better bacteria content than the drinking fountains at Oregon Coast Technology School in North Bend, [...]
Bidet, Mate!
So talk about Blowing It Out Your Piehole! A Japanese bidet manufacturer has recalled 180,000 toilets because they might catch your buttocks on fire. Seriously, though, how many legitimate news reports use the word “buttocks”? This post was tagged with bidet, buttocks.
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