I need another me. Not necessarily another physical me, but another web identity. Sure, having another me would be great! I could be in two places at one time, I could be one half of a quartet, I could play with myself when no one else is around 
That’s all fun, but sometimes there are internet identities that you want to be completely separate. Maybe one “professional” identity for working things, one identity for gaming, and one for your porn sites. There’s nothing as exciting as logging in to “ButtPlug Web Cams” or Lithuanian Midget Porn or whatever and seeing the handle of your boss there.
So I have decided that I need to separate some internet identities, but the problem is coming up with another handle that I can remember, and making sure that everything is separate. Sure, here I’m piehole, and I have another handle that some people know me as. It’s like the secret name that the President uses at the White House so he can receive personal mail. But then, there’s the other side. The place where I need to be when you really need to tell the person sitting next to you all day to take a flying leap.
So the fun for the day is to come up with another name for me that is different enough from everything else so it doesn’t connect to this, and also simple enough for me to remember. Now, you go off and do the same.
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