Ah, WordPerfect for DOS. A delightful word processing application that featured its own markup language. For most tasks, the codes were turned off, and WordPerfect behaved as expected. Every once in a while, you would need to turn Codes On to see what exactly was going on, or to do some manual adjusting.
I remember...
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Over at LiveLeak.com, they have a video that purportedly shows Michael Jackson jumping out of coroner van.
Suppose for a moment that this actually is Michael Jackson, and this video was actually shot on the day of his death, after the transport of his body from the hospital. Who was autopsied? Who else knows about...
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February 23, 2009. That was the day that California Assemblyman Tom Ammiano introduced AB 390, the Marijuana Control, Regulation, and
Education Act to the legislation of the State of California. It is scheduled to be heard in Committee on March 26, 2009, so don’t get your panties in a bunch waiting to legally smoke marijuana...
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In the style of Elizabeth Alexander, an “American Poet” this post will be in the modern poetry style. When I was in school, we learned that a poem was a an organized series of words with meter and rhyme (except haiku, which is zen, not rhyme). Apparently, that is wrong. After careful examination,...
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Michelle Malkin remembers:
Two years ago, the Mohammed cartoon conflagration consumed the world and the blogosphere helped lead the way in fighting back. Longtime readers will remember that this site hammered the issue in support of Denmark. “Sammenhold,” you may recall, is the Danish word for solidarity. With the arrests this week of five...
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For some time, I’ve been reading and using the Alexa redirect machine. Basically, if you use http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?blowitoutyourpiehole.com to link to this site, it will count to Alexa as a hit to add to your Alexa ranking. It’s a neat way of getting an Alexa hit if you don’t have any Alexa widgets on your...
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One day, as the U.S. was patrolling, she found a ruthless dictator. This dictator had created a regime of terror all across the land. Men were afraid that the dictator’s sons might come along and rape their wives. The men were afraid that if they said anything about the dictator, that they might disappear...
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