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In The Daily Breeze, Geraldine Ferraro is quoted as saying

“I think what America feels about a woman becoming president takes a very secondary place to Obama’s campaign - to a kind of campaign that it would be hard for anyone to run against. For one thing, you have the press, which has been uniquely hard on her. It’s been a very sexist media. Some just don’t like her. The others have gotten caught up in the Obama campaign. If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

I see a list of no less than 26 female US presidential candidates and six black presidential candidates for Major or semi-major political parties. Why is Geraldine getting her panties in a bunch over the race or gender of a candidate? Aren’t liberals supposed to toe the line and all overlook gender and racial differences? It makes me think that everything else that comes out of her mouth is questionable. Especially since she didn’t say “If Obama were a white man.”

On the one hand, the Democratic party is the party of emotions, feelings, wants, desires, where everyone wants everyone to be equally poor and equally under the control of the government, except the Mustapha Mond of the Democratic party. No, not Capitan Planet. George Soros.

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The so-called “Super Tuesday” is today. Already, we’ve seen the field of presidential nominees diminish. If you ask me, unless a presidential nominee has dropped for anything other than a health or family issue, the nominee is a wussy and shouldn’t be allowed to run in four or eight years.

The whole point of Super Tuesday is to make one big push in as many states as possible to get a huge push for the rest of the states. From the state’s perspective, Super Tuesday is to get as much advertising revenue as possible by being part of the “Super Tuesday festivities.”

Today, regardless of what is really printed on your ballot, today is really a battle between Obama, Hillary, and McCain on the left, and Romney and Huckabee on the right. And why are the Democrats crying and saying that McCain should be the Republican nominee? That would be like Republicans crying about how Lieberman should be the Democratic nominee because he is the only person who has a chance against conservatives. What is up with that? Obviously, it’s just FUD trying to be pressed into a grassroots style format.

Since the Democratic nominees would lose soundly on the issues, the Democratic operatives are trying to avoid the issues. Since McCain has the same values as Obama, there would be no issue-based differences there.

So Super Tuesday, FUD, McCain, and Hillary. It’s enough to make anyone with a normal brain scream, “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!”

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Last week’s National Geographic’s news report that the Earth is bareley big enough to support life gives us the whole reason we have global warming. Ecobridge gives us what they believe to be the reasons for global warming. Number one item on their list is Carbon Dioxide, and every reason on their list is human created Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on their list of Carbon Dioxide sources is the Earth.

Of course nothing on Earth would ever create Carbon Dioxide. Nothing on Earth is ever to change. That’s why we’re still in the middle of the Ice Age from 15,000 years ago. That’s why we’re still in the “humid, semi-tropical environment” of the late Cretaceous period.

Milutin Milankovitch described “variations in the intensity and timing of heat from the sun are the most likely cause of the glacial/interglacial cycles” (my emphasis) in 1938. What? Cycles? Impossible! The Earth never changes. The Earth is 100 percent stable, which is why we don’t have plate tectonics and earthquakes.

Tectonics—the continent-shifting forces that build mountains and fuel volcanoes—recycle Earth’s crust by drawing it underground, where it melts and later re-emerges as magma, pointed out Diana Valencia of Harvard University.

That helps keep carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere more or less stable, as excess gas is removed from the atmosphere by reacting with fresh rocks in a process called “weathering.”

The carbon dioxide is later returned to the atmosphere via volcanic gases.

That tells me right there that the Earth is a living, breathing organism. People walking around on the Earth cannot drastically change it. That’s not to say that we shouldn’t be stewards of the Earth, but that we can’t stop what the Earth is doing naturally.

Since I’m stepping in it, there is another thing that really pisses me off about the doomsayers. It’s the “if you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem” mindset. If doing one thing is “good”, then doing the opposite is “bad,” but they take it another step futher. If you’re not doing the “good,” then you’re doing the “bad,” even if you’re not doing the “opposite of good.” And who is to say what good is? Maybe “Good” as we know it is univerally accepted as “evil.” Who is to say?

You have these wackjobs running around screaming “You’re causing problems! You’re causing problems. You’re not helping the solution, so you’re causing problems.” They make no allowances for people who don’t give a rat’s ass about some red-tailed green-tongued spottled salamander, that is probably some genetic mutation that’s developed in the past 1200 years, and was going to die off naturally because it’s extremely tasty to hawks, but once we built the Fontenelle Townsite Road bridge across the Green River it had a place to live where the raptors couldn’t eat them.

All I know is two things.

1. If you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the solution
2. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Today, a report comes out about farting kangaroos. It seems, according to the article, that kangaroos have different intestinal bacteria, which don’t create methane, and alleged greenhouse gas. So hey, buy a kangaroo and save the planet. You might even get some extra entertainment out of it.

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I have been wondering for some time why there are so many communists in America. Just look at Hollywood and the Democratic Party. Tons of communists trying to take money and belongings from those who earn it and buy it, and distribute it to those who don’t have any.

In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life’s prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly — only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

We make fun of the hippies, here, and for good reason. Namely, they deserve it. Today, we know why: Scientists Find that Low Self-Esteem and Materialism Goes Hand in Hand. These hippies are followers of dialectical materialism. Dialectical what? Dialectical materialism.

Obviously, the hippies are running around with low self esteem, which makes them materialistic. Then, since they’re hippies, they become envious of the things that people have earned and want people to give them a hand out, not a hand up (because of the low self esteem), and the cycle repeats. They get sucked into the socialist environment that the commies have. Everyone is equally poor, except the leaders of the country, and everyone is taken care of, regardless of their ability. People who have the resources and knowledge to succeed are at the same socio-economic level as those who need to be taken care of, which provides no incentive for success.

Ah, but those who do succeed are taxed heavily, they’re penalized for succeeding. As King Begonia said, “He who has nothing shall have less, and all that he has shall be taken from him.”

Now, if only we could figure out why these socialist hippies are so blinded by their self esteem that they cannot have a civil conversation or debate about philosophical differences, and they only have “tolerance” for opposing viewpoints, as long as it is theirs, or at least not a conservative ideal.

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Let’s suppose that there is a guy who loves weather so much, that he creates an entire website and cable channel all about the weather. This guy would probably know what he’s talking about when he talks weather. Then, let’s suppose he reads some of the Global Warming debates. You would probably agree that this guys knows what he’s talking about. This guy, John Coleman, exists, and he agrees that Global Warming is a piece of crap.

However, let’s look at things objectively. First, 15,000 years ago, we were in an ice age. Now we’re not. 65 Million years ago, the earth was warm and soggy. That’s how dinosaurs liked it. Maybe there’s a cycle of warming and cooling. What on God’s Green Earth makes these hippies think that humans have the power to prevent Mother Nature from doing what she wants? Sure, we can encourage rain, and now they’re encouraging CO₂ absorption.

Who is to say that these “technologies” or “advancements” aren’t going to cause more harm than good? If it is scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Global Warming” is a crock, will Captain Planet admit that he’s wrong? Probably not. Until that time which will never come, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — With oil prices setting records over $90 a barrel and $100 looking ever more likely, experts say there’s a good chance drivers will see $3 gasoline before the end of the year.

“Three dollar gasoline in this market is unavoidable,” said Stephen Schork, publisher of the industry newsletter the Schork Report. “At this rate, we’re going to see $4 a gallon.”

These remarkable works of wisdom come from CNN Money’s
Here comes $100 oil, and $3 gasoline. Where the hell has this pie hole been looking at gasoline prices, Trenton, NJ? Gas Buddy show this to be the least expensive gas in the nation right now. Back when I was trying out the hypermiling techniques, Charleston, SC was usually the cheapest, but it’s seemed to have slipped in the ratings a bit.

And why am I not hypermiling anymore? Well, if you remember from a while back, I had started the hypermiling techniques. Slower driving, drafting behind trucks, stopping the engine before hitting a stop sign or light, all the easiest hypermiling techniques. That all ended when I got the call from Gary. Read the rest of this entry »

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Today, bloggers are enacting en mas to try to make a difference with Blog Action Day by righting about the environment. I, for one, will not participate in this joyous event celebrating Captain Planet and his drug-running son.

“Some people are able to get 100 miles per gallon in a Prius. My son can get 100 miles per hour. And that’s after inventing the Internet.”

It has also been commented, by “Anonymous” that the “blog action day” will have as much effect as the e-petitions. I’m thinking that in the future, there will be a big blog shakeup. Not unlike the “dot com bust” of so many years ago. After that time, the blogosphere will be a more respected environment. Sure, we have the independent news coming out via blog, but it’s ignored by the majority of people. Hell, even this blog is ignored by the majority of people in my house.

So again, I will not participate in Blog Action Day. However, I am going to post about it in a futile attempt to increase traffic.

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Today is the day of the world famous Wang-Holder Wedding in San Francisco. Additionally, it’s also Fleet Week, where the “glamorization of war machines” celebrates the mighty men and women who stand on the wall of freedom so you and I can sleep at night. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to attend any of these wonderful events this weekend. The good news is that the Blue Angels are still allowed in Baghdad by the Bay.

Just wait until Captain Planet puts this on his list of “Carbon Footprint” tragedies and flies his private jet across the country trying to drum up support for a green military. If that happens, he and the rest of the hippies can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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It is written today: FOXNews.com - Air Force Mistakenly Flies 5 Nuclear Warheads Over U.S. “Five nuclear warheads were mistakenly loaded onto a B-52 bomber and flown between North Dakota and Louisiana, a senior defense official told FOX News.” Sure. That’s what they want you to believe. What you really need to do is read between the lines.

First, they announce that nuclear warheads were moved to Louisiana. Obviously, one of them is to replace the nuke that they used to blow up the levees when hurricane Katrina hit, just two years ago. But they claim that it is a big mistake, so they will have a big hoopdy-doo about sending them back, planning out the train route, publishing it in the newspapers so communists can go to the train tracks and protest the Free Market and global warming and whatever else commies are protesting. Captain Planet is no doubt to make a big stink over it, and it will certainly turn up in one of the next Democrat debates.

Then, all the paperwork will show that the total nuclear weapon arsenal is back the way it was last week, and Louisiana will still have nukes. Then, those nukes are going to be transferred to a secret operation, code named Operation Kill Them Before They Kill Us, and shipped to Iran, where they will either be used to destroy the Islamofacists, or planted to show the world that Iran has nukes and must be stopped at any cost.

Now, first off, it just might work. On the other hand, if you actually believe any of that, you need to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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