It is written today: FOXNews.com - Air Force Mistakenly Flies 5 Nuclear Warheads Over U.S. “Five nuclear warheads were mistakenly loaded onto a B-52 bomber and flown between North Dakota and Louisiana, a senior defense official told FOX News.” Sure. That’s what they want you to believe. What you really need to do is read between the lines.

First, they announce that nuclear warheads were moved to Louisiana. Obviously, one of them is to replace the nuke that they used to blow up the levees when hurricane Katrina hit, just two years ago. But they claim that it is a big mistake, so they will have a big hoopdy-doo about sending them back, planning out the train route, publishing it in the newspapers so communists can go to the train tracks and protest the Free Market and global warming and whatever else commies are protesting. Captain Planet is no doubt to make a big stink over it, and it will certainly turn up in one of the next Democrat debates.

Then, all the paperwork will show that the total nuclear weapon arsenal is back the way it was last week, and Louisiana will still have nukes. Then, those nukes are going to be transferred to a secret operation, code named Operation Kill Them Before They Kill Us, and shipped to Iran, where they will either be used to destroy the Islamofacists, or planted to show the world that Iran has nukes and must be stopped at any cost.

Now, first off, it just might work. On the other hand, if you actually believe any of that, you need to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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