When fireworks turned bad
As I’m sitting here, trying to come up with some reason for posting, because, hey, it’s unlikely that this will ever get read, I am hearing the crackling of bottle rockets and trying to figure out why and when fireworks turned bad.
When I was a kid, the whole street turned out on the Fourth of July. Sometimes the family shows would overlap a bit and we’d get to watch the neighbors’ money go up in smoke. Everyone loved the fireworks, although there was always the one story each year about the jerk-off who blew off a finger because he was holding a firecracker when it went off. I seem to remember now that it was always the same picture.
But that was all anyone needed, just a yearly reminder not to play with any fireworks that would explode or fly, because they explode or fly.
Over the past thrity years or so, fireworks have become a bad thing. Bad fireworks. Bad.
They remind you of the bombs bursting in air, the rocket’s red glare, the ass kicking power of the American farmers over the British Armed Forces, the strength of America. The power of U.S.A. Well, as you’re surely aware, self-loathing, America hating liberals have gotten into power across the country and put an end to the celebration of America. Filthy bastards.
Fireworks have also become bad because there’s always the dumbass who doesn’t care what the law is. You see these choad smokers when they get on the freeway and decide that they don’t need to merge into traffic, but can just drive down the shoulder until there is a highway sign forcing them to “merge” into the second lane from the right. So the people who respect the laws of the country who get into power think that they’re elementary school teachers.
Remember when it was sharing day and if you didn’t bring enough shit for the whole class you couldn’t share? That’s what bottle rockets are. The dipshits think, “If I can have fireworks that don’t fly or explode, but this dumbass three blocks over keeps shooting off fireworks that fly AND explode, I’ll take away the right of my constituents to have any fireworks.” What does that acheive? The only fireworks are the bottle rockets.
Seriously, if some a-hole doesn’t follow the law, what makes you think that more laws are the answer? The problem is that we are moving away from a nation of laws to a nation of emotions and freeloaders.
In short, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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