We do have a chart for webhosting fees. We do have an advice column, although we need a better columnist. We do not have pictures of naked women. We do not have photos of Linda Evans. We do have a series, currently in progress, of the United States Constitution.
As of this writing, this site has a total combined total of ZERO diggs. We have a Page Rank of 4, and an Alexa Rank of 997,027. We don’t have financial advice. We don’t have instructions on how to buy a kangaroo. We have questioned why there are so many ugly chicks in porn.
We have a link to the Yarmulka Taqueria, a link to The Religion of Peace .com, and a link to Andy Coates. We have a video of a masturbating kangaroo and a video of a bunch of Disney characters singing about the Internet and porn. We have pictures of girls who may or may not live in your area who may or may not be interested in a hookup.
We have a story about a multi-national coalition. We have remarks from Ron Silver. We do not have any remarks from Obama. Although, with the bailout plan, we should get whatever we want from him. We have beautiful poetry. We have the words “Jessica Alba’s ass” and pizza in the same sentence. We tell the world about Tigger Tales, but need a picture.
We reminisced about the Wooz and my adventures with a telephone pole. We do not have what Meatloaf would not do, although we know that he would do anything for love. We do not have pictures of ceiling cat nor basement cat. We do not have the secret to making money on the internet. Someone else that we link to might have the secret to making tons of money on the internet, but we do not have the secret.
If we did have all that stuff, do you think we’d still be sitting here telling people to “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE”?
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