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I was driving to work this morning in the stop and go pleasure that they call the Nimitz Freeway. I got a little bit close to the truck in front of me. To be perfectly honest, it was hard to gauge the distance between me and the truck because it was all jacked. Not jacked as in

	jacked	138 up, 64 down
	1.fucked up or messed up “damn that bitch’s teeth is JACKED up”

but jacked as in

jacked	15 up, 3 down
	something raised up in the air Mike’s car was jacked up with hydros

Anyway, since the truck was jacked up so high that it’s underwear was showing, I thought it was further away, and I bumped the back of the truck with the front of my little car.

We pulled over to the side, and out of the truck jumps this dwarf. He just jumped out of the truck, literally springing out of the truck even before it stopped and ran up to my window with his little arms pumping and little face all scrunched up.

“I am not happy,” he screamed at me.

“Really?” I asked. “Which one are you?”

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