Nail biting Boat ride

This is possibly the most riveting, awesomest videos ever shot in the Oakland estuary in September 2009. I, of course, have no video of a flaming monkey in a sailor’s hat and wolf shirt riding a horse into the estuary. That would be a much, much better video, and it would probably make me either a millionaire or put me on PETA’s top-ten list of most hated Americans. If that doesn’t work, I’ll make the horse wear a dog-fur coat and re-shoot the whole video, but I digress.

I tell you, the wind, the sights, the excitement! It makes me want to jump right out and get myself a boat.

Of course, I’d probably just look at it until next September 18-19 for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, then take it out on the water and run it into Drawbridge.

Capn. Smith, if you be needing someone to join you out on the estuary, holler to me timbers. Arrrrgh.

Update: I now have a video of a Flaming Monkey.

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