Halloween

Posted by Pie Hole on November 1, 2007 in Pie Hole |

So last night was , the evening where children either become members of the Mafia or liberals. They’re out offering protection against home damage by payment in . The “Trick” part of “Trick or Treat.” Give me some or I’ll egg your car. Give me some or I’ll soap your windows. Give me some or I’ll shave your cat.

On the other hand, it turns kids into little communists: “Spread the wealth candy, man!” Obviously, since adults make more money than most children, it’s a redistribution of candy. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and kids need candy. You know that in a few years there will be kids standing on the corner or in the median with signs, “Hungry. Need Candy” or they’ll run out into traffic and wash your windows while you’re waiting at a stop light. “Got any candy?”

In the meantime, evil people and people who think this is serious should BLOW IT OUT YOUR !

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