Halloween
So last night was Halloween, the evening where children either become members of the Mafia or liberals. They’re out offering protection against home damage by payment in candy. The “Trick” part of “Trick or Treat.” Give me some candy or I’ll egg your car. Give me some candy or I’ll soap your windows. Give me some candy or I’ll shave your cat.
On the other hand, it turns kids into little communists: “Spread the wealth candy, man!” Obviously, since adults make more money than most children, it’s a redistribution of candy. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and kids need candy. You know that in a few years there will be kids standing on the corner or in the median with signs, “Hungry. Need Candy” or they’ll run out into traffic and wash your windows while you’re waiting at a stop light. “Got any candy?”
In the meantime, evil people and people who think this is serious should BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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