Guns equal Knives?

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So this dumbassed yokel thinks that Americans should just discard the Second Amendment. Hmm. Let’s take a quick look here.

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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

This amendement exists for the purpose of overthrowing the government, if it needs to be done. The Americans needed their firearms to overthrow the government of the British, and it worked wonderfully. The amendment works. The only problem with the gun clampdown hippies is that they forget that there are more morons in today’s world than that of 250 years ago.

People get killed by knives all the time in every country of the world. Where is the UN demanding that people outlaw knives since they kill people? Where is the UN demanding that all countries outlaw cars since people die in them? Oh, no, they can’t do that? That would just prove that they are morons.

“Comrade Josh, how should we keep control of the world once we have it?” Comrade Neal asked.

“Let’s outlaw guns!” said Comrade Josh. “If we get rid of Amerikan’s right to bear arms, they can’t overthrow us when we come to power.”

“Genius,” said Comrade Neal and his lackies. And thus it was born. “Let’s make sure that every gun incident in America is bloated and give plenty of media coverage to the yahoo who shoots people so other dumbasses will try to get ‘famous’ by shooting even more, then we can splash that all over the media. We can even run a contest to see who makes the most media attention.”

Hey dumbass yokels who think that American’s shouldn’t have guns, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE! (or shoot it out your pie hole).

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