Fight Global Warming Here

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Roughly 15,000 years ago, the Earth was gripped in a bitter Ice Age. Most of the world was covered in Ice. Woolly Mammoths and Saber-toothed Tigers were covered in fur to keep themselves warm.

Today, the fur covered Wooly Mammoths and Saber-toothed tigers are extinct, and the women parade at the beach with three tiny triangles of tankini. So, in that sense, sure. The globe has warmed up.

Then, one day, someone came up with a magical invention called a thermometer and started recording what they thought to be the temperature of the city. Since then, thermometers have become more accurate, and another magical invention called concrete was poured even more. Now concrete, you see has this remarkable power in that it keeps the heat of the sun, and radiates it back into the air surrounding the concrete. This immediately brings up two flaws with the whole “Global Warming” crap.

1. Who is to say that the first thermometers were even close to accurate?
2. Measuring temperature anywhere near concrete will flaw your data.

But, a bunch of hippies with money and the means to spew their bunk louder than anyone else has convinced some sheeple that global warming is a reality. In fact, they pushed so hard for “global Warming,” that The Day After Tomorrow was actually a satire.

So here it is, one of the ways to avoid “Global Warming.” This website runs on a server. That server is running 24/7, except for a brief moment every couple of months when it gets rebooted. So this server is sucking electricity 24/7, and you’re not using it. You are not viewing the pages 24/7. I challenge you to send more people here, visit here more often so the server will actually be using the energy it pulls for something productive. So by visiting this server, you will actually be fighting “Global Warming.”

Save the Earth. Blow it Out Your Pie Hole today.

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