Enlarging Hole at Alaska Glacier!

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According to scientists, there is anenlarging hole in a glacier in Alaska. The hole doubled overnight, and “now spans the length of two football fields.”

Obviously, this is due to man-made global warming and has nothing to do with the volcano. If only we had elected Algore and J. F. Kerry we could have avoided this melting glacier.

I guess we should blame the Dutch, as they have pumped thousands of gallons of water off of the land that they now use. They contributed to the rising ocean levels so they could have a place to live. If they were still underwater, like Helsinki, Zeebrugge in Belguim, the Toronto Islands, Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, Monaco and Gibraltar, the ocean level would be lower than it is now, affording plenty of inches for when the sun spots change the earth’s climate and the ice melts.

I didn’t hear people complaining when Mars’ ice caps melted and spread the carbon dioxide all over the atmosphere.

Fricking hypocrites! BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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