Count Dookie
So there’s this guy. Let’s call him ‘Mr. Z’. He owns a bar. He’s good friends with the guy that sits across the way from me at the grind. Unfortunately, they both have camera phones. ‘Mr. Z’ started taking pictures of his dookie and sends it to the other guy.
Immediately, a couple of nasty things spring to mind.
- Why is ‘Mr. Z’ taking pictures of his dookie?
- Why is the other guy showing me?
- Why is there nary the piece of toilet paper in the bowl?
Hey Mr. Z! BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE, not your CORN HOLE!
It's not just a job, it's a doodie.
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