Caution, filling IS hot
I had a nice week off, although I forgot to load up some posts and automagically release them during the Thanksgiving break. Speaking of off, we have officially replaced Alicia, although, just like Ann Landers, our replacement is also coincidentally named Alicia.
But today, I bring a warning. The filling IS hot. I baked up some pizza rolls yesterday, and burned the inside of my mouth. Not just frying up a taste bud or two, but really burning my mouth. I have a blister on my hard pallet. It’s a bunch of ouch. Fortunately, except for the blood loss, I think I’m fine. Having a wound inside your mouth is a weird thing. Your tongue just can’t keep away from the big gaping wound.
Strangely, through the trauma that was my boiling mouth, I completely forgot about my other hard pallet wound until now. Maybe I’ve seen too many action movies, but I always wondered what would happen if you stuck a straw through someone’s mouth into their brain. Would brain parts leak out or just fluids? Maybe I’m thinking of Final Destination 2.
But anyway, one morning, about two years ago, I stopped into my favorite (at the time) breakfast place. You know, the French one: Jacques in les Box. Anyway, I got myself a soda, and ended up sticking the straw through my hard pallet because I conveniently bumped the bottom of the cup against the steering wheel. I’m glad the bottom of the cup was stronger than my mouth, because I survived a day of work with all the blood and sinus mucus swishing through my mouth instead of wearing 32 ounces of cola. That would have been embarrassing!So remember, if you don’t think the filling is hot, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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