Carbon Credits

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I’ve taken a good look at the way that I’m living, with my hypermiling, and everything, and I have discovered that I have a couple of Carbon Credits extra. I’ll have more after the office move, since I’ll be using less fuel, about half as much as I am using to commute now. I’ll actually be using less, since the afternoon commute is much worse between the current office and the new office.

So, for that, I offer some of my Carbon Credits for sale to you, my gentle reader, at the introductory rate of $24.95, for two tonnes, yes 4,409.24524 pounds of Carbon Emissions. I’m not going to be using them. In fact, in this HOT time, I pledge that I will not use my air conditioner during the day, ensuring that my Carbon Credits remain available. I have a limited number, so get them NOW!

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