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Yes, I am alive. Thanks for asking. You know how life has a way of sneaking up and grabbing you by the throat and not letting go? So do I. Add into that the San Jose Sharks’ run at the Stanley Cup and little league, and the fact that some things are pissing me off beyond words, and you have my absence for the past couple of weeks.

I was able to arrange for some guest writers to post here, so they will be bringing their expertise to the Hole for your reading enjoyment. I have also re-negotiated our Advice Columnists terms, so we should see some dumbasses who don’t know what they need to do.

On the other hand, I have been watching the referrers list, and some of you are sick mutherfuckers. For the other handful of people who have stumbled here, no, I do not know where to buy a kangaroo, so BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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