Airline Seats

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Another story came out about a mother and daughter who were too fat to fly. Persons of extra largess get to the airline, then don’t fit in the seats or have a problem with a flight attendant who thinks they won’t fit in the seats.
The solution is rather obvious, but can be used in many ways. They have Plexiglas boxes that are the maximum size of your carry on bags. If it doesn’t fit, you don’t carry it.
They need to have some airline seats inside Plexiglas. If you don’t fit in the seat with the Plexiglas fully in the closed position, you don’t fit. Airlines who have wider seats should be the first ones to put their seats out, rather than a “do I fit,” but as a “compare this luxury seat to the one you’re going to be sitting in.”
Airlines can even get mannequins of larger sizes to put in the seats next to the one for you to sit in, too see if you would make contact with your neighbors because you are spilling out of your seat.
If you don’t fit in the seat, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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