Pelosi, World Savior

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Since the beginning of time, there has been conflict in the Middle East. Nancy Pelosi thinks that she can single-handedly end all the trouble. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, that if only Syria would renounce terrorism, Pelosi will end all the troubles and strife in the Middle East.

I guess that Syrian President Bashar Assad will actually be taken at his word by Pelosi and her delegation.

“Please, evil Syrian President Bashar Assad,” she will beg, “Please stop terrorism.”

Assad will reply, “I do not condone the ‘terrorism’ of which you speak.” Pelosi will stand up and leave. The terrorism will continue.

Realistically, the only way that we will ever have peace in the Middle East is to wipe everyone off the face of the Earth who values blowing up their children in an effort to kill others more than they value life itself.

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