The Coalition
One day, as the U.S. was patrolling, she found a ruthless dictator. This dictator had created a regime of terror all across the land. Men were afraid that the dictator’s sons might come along and rape their wives. The men were afraid that if they said anything about the dictator, that they might disappear in the middle of the night to be dumped into a plastics shredder. The dictator made sure that his stockpile of chemical weapons were strong enough to kill people and tested it on his own subjects.
This regime must be destroyed,” the U.S. said. “Who will send troops to destroy this regime?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“I will help you,” said Britan.
“I will help you,” said Albania.
“I will help you,” said Australia.
“I will help you,” said Bulgaria.
“I will help you,” said the Czech Republic.
“I will help you,” said the Republic of Korea.
“I will help you,” said Italy.
“I will help you,” said Kuwait.
“I will help you,” said Lithuania.
“I will help you,” said the Netherlands.
“I will help you,” said Poland.
“I will help you,” said the Slovak Republic.
“I will help you,” said Ukraine.
“I will help you,” said Denmark.
“I will help you,” said Spain.
“I will help you,” said Afghanistan.
“I will help you,” said Azerbaijan.
“I will help you,” said Colombia.
“I will help you,” said El Salvador.
“I will help you,” said Eritrea.
“I will help you,” said Estonia.
“I will help you,” said Ethiopia.
“I will help you,” said Georgia.
“I will help you,” said Hungary.
“I will help you,” said Japan. “Once the fighting has stopped.”
“I will help you,” said Latvia.
“I will help you,” said Macedonia.
“I will help you,” said Nicaragua.
“I will help you,” said the Philippines.
“I will help you,” said Romania.
“I will help you,” said Turkey.
“I will help you,” said Uzbekistan.
“Then with your help, I will,” said the U.S. And she did.
Soon the dictator’s army was wiped out.
“The country needs patrolling,” said the U.S. “Who will help protect the people?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“Then the coalition will,” said the U.S. And she did.
“The deposed dictator”s weapons need to be destroyed,” said the U.S. “Who will help destroy them?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“Then the coalition will,” said the U.S. And they did.
When the supporters of the destroyed regime attacked, the U.S. asked, “Who will defeat the terrorists?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“Then the coalition will,” said the U.S. And they did.
Then U.S. asked, “Who will find the dictator and bring him to justice?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“Then the coalition will,” said the U.S. And they did.
The U.S. asked, “Who will help create a government of the people?”
“Not I,” said France.
“Not I,” said Germany.
“Not I,” said the UN.
“Then the coalition will,” said the U.S. And they did.
Soon the country will recover from the regime and will need new buildings, schools, roads, and government. Then she said, “Who will receive the money to build?”
“Oh! I will,” said France.
“And I will,” said Germany.
“And I will,” said the UN.
“No, No!” said the U.S. “The coalition will do that.” And they did.
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