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Deepest Hole in the Whole World
I’m reading over at National Geographic[1] that scientists want to drill a hole into the earth’s mantle. First, scientists won’t really be drilling, they will just be examining the cruft that’s brought up from the digging process. You didn’t see scientists drilling holes in comets in that movie[2], did you? Anyway, after the hole in [...]
Open Source Netflix
To create an open source Netflix. Just as bittorrent downloads are demolishing sales of records and CDs, open source Netflix would demolish video rental services. Imagine all the DVDs on your shelves, not being watched. Image all the shelves in your neighborhood, your city, state, or even the world. Millions, if not billions of DVDs [...]
Great Words
Some of the best words ever spoken by one of the greatest statesmen and presidents the world has known. This post was tagged with Awesome, conservative, constitution, Federal Government, Reagan.
American Flag is now Graffiti
Only in the People’s Republic of California, could an American Flag be deemed as graffiti. If anything, it would be American Graffiti. State transportation workers on Thursday turned the 35-foot hillside mural on Interstate 680 in Silicon Valley back into a gray slab of concrete, KTVU-TV reported. The explanation? It simply had been put on [...]
Independence Day
The United States Declaration of Independence is a statement adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776, which announced that the thirteen American colonies then at war with Great Britain were now independent states, [ad#Manual 336x280 float right]and thus no longer a part of the British Empire. Written primarily by Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration [...]
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Airline Seats
Another story came out about a mother and daughter who were too fat to fly. Persons of extra largess get to the airline, then don’t fit in the seats or have a problem with a flight attendant who thinks they won’t fit in the seats.
The solution is rather obvious, but can be used in many ways. They have Plexiglas boxes that are the maximum size of your carry on bags. If it doesn’t fit, you don’t carry it.
They need to have some airline seats inside Plexiglas. If you don’t fit in the seat with the Plexiglas fully in the closed position, you don’t fit. Airlines who have wider seats should be the first ones to put their seats out, rather than a “do I fit,” but as a “compare this luxury seat to the one you’re going to be sitting in.”
Airlines can even get mannequins of larger sizes to put in the seats next to the one for you to sit in, too see if you would make contact with your neighbors because you are spilling out of your seat.
If you don’t fit in the seat, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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