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Pot Smoking Hippies

February 27th, 2008 1 Comment

William F. Buckley died Wednesday, apparently of emphysema related causes. Almost simulataneously, the atheist liberals who Digg found a 3 and a half year old article written by William F. Buckley on the decriminalization of marijuana.

As I understand it, the original 13 states first banned marijuana because it conflicted with the highly profitable tobacco industry. California was the next state to create criminalization of marijuana to deal with the Mexican immigrants after the Mexican Revolution of 1910.

Since then, we’ve had prohibition and mass produced automobiles, which lead to an increase in American deaths. These deaths turned into an opportunity to study how much alcohol it takes to affect brain function enough to impair driving.This, in turn lead to 0.08% BAC laws, minimum legal drinking age laws, and zero tolerance laws for drivers younger than 21 years old in all states. Alcohol is now regulated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Alcohol content is clearly marked, labled, and taxed on each container.

Part of the problem of the decriminalization of marijuana is measuring how much of the most active cannabinoids it takes to impare judgements. Three and a half years ago, Mr. Buckley reported that “an estimated 100 million Americans have smoked marijuana at least once.” Before marijuana can possibly leave its Federal Prohibition, the government needs to make sure that those under the influence do not infringe on my personal liberty of not getting into an accident or losing my life to someone who is behind the wheel of a car and under the influence of marijuana.

Sure, there are all sorts of reasons sited for the federal decriminalization of marijuana: increased tax revenue, fewer people in the pokey, and fewer people getting a cap in the ass when a drug deal goes bad. But there won’t be a federal decriminalization until someone has the balls to introduce a bill to the House to study how much active cannabinoids it takes to impare judgement. Once that happens, someone will have to create a handy test for determining how much active cannabinoids are in a “dose” of marijuana. The House will then need to figure out how much to tax a plant and sell plant stamps (the states will quickly follow, getting their tax revenues). Next, the House will need to figure out how much to tax each ounce, either by weight or by THC content, and create a new wing of the ATF. What is now a $60 buy will turn into a $80 buy with the increased taxes, but it will drop $20 because supply will increase. The federal bureaucracy to complete any of these changes will take years just to get going.

Of course, if the Free State Project were really serious, they would have some of their guys drafting federal legislation for when they’ve taken over New Hampshire and send a representative to Congress. If NORML were really serious, they would draft legislation for the decriminalization and bring it to a National Issue. Right now, people are fainting over Obama, crying over Hillary, cursing at McCain, but how many people are talking—not writing—about the issue of decriminalization? Do we have anyone in Congress who will put this on the table? The last link claims that “despite extensive educational efforts and millions poured into various legislative campaigns, it’s consistently been shown in opinion polls and at the voting booth that only between a third to 46 percent of Americans endorse legalizing the personal use of cannabis for adults.”

Shoud marijuana use and personal cultivation be legal in the United States? Is it worth the federal bureaucracy? I don’t have a clue. What do you think?

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Finding the Secret

February 25th, 2008 No Comments

Plenty of people out there will tell you how to make money with a blog. Darren Rowse is apparently one of the best. John Chow is another guy making big money off blogging. A quick Google search reveals 47 pages of web pages (20 at a time) that want to tell you how to “make money blogging.” I’m not sure how many people have time to read each and every one of those 928 Google entries to learn how to make money with a blog, but I have a good idea how they read, and I’m sure that many of them will sell you a program to show you how to make money blogging for just $500 $400 $300 $197 $37.

In no particular order, this is your standard list of ways to make money blogging.

Keyword Content

You need to have good content, with your embedded keywords jammed into each post as many times a possible, but without seeming obvious. If you want to help people make money blogging, you should tell people that you can help them make money blogging. It’s like a thesis. You tell them that you have tips to help make money blogging, you tell them the tips to make money blogging, and then you tell the reader that you have given them tips to make money blogging.

The content of your blog should be focused on Read the rest of this entry »

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So what is the best way of telling your employer to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE? The Des Moines Register reported yesterday of a former casino worker who posted a Dilbert cartoon about how decisions are made by drunken lemurs.

The drunken lemurs who sign his paycheck weren’t amused and fired him. He took them to court over unemployment benefits, and the judge sided with the former worker, and said that he was stupid, not malicious, and gets his benefits. As a side benefit, the story has made it full circle, back to Dilbert1.

Today’s Call To Action:

Print this strip, from the Des Moines Register, and post it in a prominent location near your workplace with the words “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE.”

1 We cannot post the images here because of the terms and conditions of United Media. The linked images will only be available for thirty days. If you want them longer, well, you know what to do, but I didn’t tell you to do it.

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Chappaquiddick

February 15th, 2008 No Comments

Swiss carmaker Rinspeed Inc, has created the world’s first underwater convertible. A driver planning on driving underwater will need to make sure that he and any passengers already have their wetsuits, as the top does not retract. The top does not go down, as a safety measure for the submerged.

I understand that when it goes on sale in America, they will call it the Kennedy.

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Sammenhold

February 13th, 2008 No Comments

Mohammed

Michelle Malkin remembers:

Two years ago, the Mohammed cartoon conflagration consumed the world and the blogosphere helped lead the way in fighting back. Longtime readers will remember that this site hammered the issue in support of Denmark. “Sammenhold,” you may recall, is the Danish word for solidarity. With the arrests this week of five jihadists accused of plotting to murder one of the Danish cartoonists, it’s time to demonstrate sammenhold again.

Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror Attacks Since 9/11

Anyone who would use Down Syndrome women to carry out suicide homicide bombings is just wrong. Anyone who would rather destroy Israel more then they love their children is just wrong.
I am, however, revolted by the fact that the Berzerklites don’t decry the use of the tards to be astounding. What about the rights of others to not get themselves blown up. I guess if you can’t starve them to death, you might as well blow them up to try to kill some heathens, because it’s a Religious Freedom that they are trying to preserve for all Americans. BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Now that there’s a light at the end of the writer’s strike tunnel, Film School Reject wants to know When Are My Favorite Shows Coming Back? Honestly, I want to know that, but my favorite shows weren’t affected by the writer’s strike. All those neat shows like Futurama, and that other one with that guy from ST:TNG who was a lawyer in Los Angeles, and that other one with the guy from Monk before Monk. You know, all my favorite shows that I used to watch and now can’t remember them.

So what would happen if the writers never came back and Hollywood had to get scabs to write completely new shows all from scratch? Honestly, people would be stuck to the boob tube for hours on end, just as they are today. No difference, people would still develop new favorites, and big hits would be sent to those giant bunny ears in the sky and fading memories.

So what difference does it make that the writer’s strike is over? Hopefully it will mean the end of the crappy game shows that they have sitting in a file just waiting for the next writer’s strike. By this, I mean specifically The Moment of Truth. Holy cow, whoever it was that thought this show up should find a new job, out of the “entertainment” industry. What a crappy show. All by itself, it makes me yell “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!”

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Vote, Vote, Vote

February 5th, 2008 1 Comment

The so-called “Super Tuesday” is today. Already, we’ve seen the field of presidential nominees diminish. If you ask me, unless a presidential nominee has dropped for anything other than a health or family issue, the nominee is a wussy and shouldn’t be allowed to run in four or eight years.

The whole point of Super Tuesday is to make one big push in as many states as possible to get a huge push for the rest of the states. From the state’s perspective, Super Tuesday is to get as much advertising revenue as possible by being part of the “Super Tuesday festivities.”

Today, regardless of what is really printed on your ballot, today is really a battle between Obama, Hillary, and McCain on the left, and Romney and Huckabee on the right. And why are the Democrats crying and saying that McCain should be the Republican nominee? That would be like Republicans crying about how Lieberman should be the Democratic nominee because he is the only person who has a chance against conservatives. What is up with that? Obviously, it’s just FUD trying to be pressed into a grassroots style format.

Since the Democratic nominees would lose soundly on the issues, the Democratic operatives are trying to avoid the issues. Since McCain has the same values as Obama, there would be no issue-based differences there.

So Super Tuesday, FUD, McCain, and Hillary. It’s enough to make anyone with a normal brain scream, “BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!”

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Superbowl Time

February 3rd, 2008 No Comments

It’s Super Bowl Time! As I write this, it’s just a couple of minutes before Kick Off, between the (so far) undefeated Patriots and the underdog New York Giants. As much as I’d love to see an undefeated team, I have to root for the Giants. The taco truck driver predicted that to make a lot of money on this game, place bets for the Giants to get first everything. Giants win the toss, Giants get get first score, Giants get first turnover, Giants get first everything. I’m typing and Giants just won the toss.

So I make this bet to you, my dear reader(s). I’m betting Giants get first everything against Patriots get first everything. I’m also betting that the Patriots do not beat the spread, in fact, I’m thinking that it will be a Giants game. If I win, you have to say “Blow It Out Your Pie Hole” every day this week. If you win, I can’t say it for a week.

The last 30 Super Bowls or so have been blowouts. I have to go against history, and say that this will be a very low scoring game. The winner is coming up in just three hours. It’s kick off time.

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Ballerina Day

February 2nd, 2008 No Comments

All across the US, people are celebrating Groundhog’s Day, one of the worst reasons for a “holiday” that I can think of. First, it goes with the premise that the seasons have an Official Starting Date.  Then, the groundhog is supposed to come out of his den. If he sees his shadow, he is scared and spring doesn’t start for another 6 weeks. If he doesn’t see his shadow, spring comes normally? In the US, spring begins about 6 weeks after Groundhog day, so I’m not sure what this is all about.

Anyway, a better use of February 2 is Ballerina’s Day. It’s more practical, and it’s better all around. You see, in US and Europe, the second day of February is written as “2/2.” When it’s said, it sounds like “two two” which is a homophone for “tutu.” Who wears a tutu? That’s right, ballerinas. Ergo, February 2 is Ballerina’s Day, and if you don’t like it, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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Multi-Me

February 1st, 2008 No Comments

I need another me. Not necessarily another physical me, but another web identity. Sure, having another me would be great! I could be in two places at one time, I could be one half of a quartet, I could play with myself when no one else is around :oops:

That’s all fun, but sometimes there are internet identities that you want to be completely separate. Maybe one “professional” identity for working things, one identity for gaming, and one for your porn sites. There’s nothing as exciting as logging in to “ButtPlug Web Cams” or Lithuanian Midget Porn or whatever and seeing the handle of your boss there.

So I have decided that I need to separate some internet identities, but the problem is coming up with another handle that I can remember, and making sure that everything is separate. Sure, here I’m piehole, and I have another handle that some people know me as. It’s like the secret name that the President uses at the White House so he can receive personal mail. But then, there’s the other side. The place where I need to be when you really need to tell the person sitting next to you all day to take a flying leap.

So the fun for the day is to come up with another name for me that is different enough from everything else so it doesn’t connect to this, and also simple enough for me to remember. Now, you go off and do the same.

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