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Reuters reports today that a new poll shows Clinton trails top 2008 Republicans. She must feel really, really bad to come in at least 2009th in next year’s elections. To be perfectly honest, I didn’t know that there were a top 10 Republicans, let alone over 2000 in the ring. Honestly, I had pondered running, or at least seeing what would happen if I were to run.

Just imagine: If Clinton were a Republican, she would come in 2009th in the election. What a nice thought.

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I had a nice week off, although I forgot to load up some posts and automagically release them during the Thanksgiving break. Speaking of off, we have officially replaced Alicia, although, just like Ann Landers, our replacement is also coincidentally named Alicia.

But today, I bring a warning. The filling IS hot. I baked up some pizza rolls yesterday, and burned the inside of my mouth. Not just frying up a taste bud or two, but really burning my mouth. I have a blister on my hard pallet. It’s a bunch of ouch. Fortunately, except for the blood loss, I think I’m fine. Having a wound inside your mouth is a weird thing. Your tongue just can’t keep away from the big gaping wound.

Strangely, through the trauma that was my boiling mouth, I completely forgot about my other hard pallet wound until now. Maybe I’ve seen too many action movies, but I always wondered what would happen if you stuck a straw through someone’s mouth into their brain. Would brain parts leak out or just fluids? Maybe I’m thinking of Final Destination 2.

But anyway, one morning, about two years ago, I stopped into my favorite (at the time) breakfast place. You know, the French one: Jacques in les Box. Anyway, I got myself a soda, and ended up sticking the straw through my hard pallet because I conveniently bumped the bottom of the cup against the steering wheel. I’m glad the bottom of the cup was stronger than my mouth, because I survived a day of work with all the blood and sinus mucus swishing through my mouth instead of wearing 32 ounces of cola. That would have been embarrassing!So remember, if you don’t think the filling is hot, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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I have been wondering for some time why there are so many communists in America. Just look at Hollywood and the Democratic Party. Tons of communists trying to take money and belongings from those who earn it and buy it, and distribute it to those who don’t have any.

In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life’s prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly — only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

We make fun of the hippies, here, and for good reason. Namely, they deserve it. Today, we know why: Scientists Find that Low Self-Esteem and Materialism Goes Hand in Hand. These hippies are followers of dialectical materialism. Dialectical what? Dialectical materialism.

Obviously, the hippies are running around with low self esteem, which makes them materialistic. Then, since they’re hippies, they become envious of the things that people have earned and want people to give them a hand out, not a hand up (because of the low self esteem), and the cycle repeats. They get sucked into the socialist environment that the commies have. Everyone is equally poor, except the leaders of the country, and everyone is taken care of, regardless of their ability. People who have the resources and knowledge to succeed are at the same socio-economic level as those who need to be taken care of, which provides no incentive for success.

Ah, but those who do succeed are taxed heavily, they’re penalized for succeeding. As King Begonia said, “He who has nothing shall have less, and all that he has shall be taken from him.”

Now, if only we could figure out why these socialist hippies are so blinded by their self esteem that they cannot have a civil conversation or debate about philosophical differences, and they only have “tolerance” for opposing viewpoints, as long as it is theirs, or at least not a conservative ideal.

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So I’m nearing the end of my hosting subscription with one provider. And now, in the age of cheap, multiple domains, I’m looking to consolidate my hosting. Sure, there are the Free Hosts, which work by putting an ad on your page, but every once in a while you want a grown up host. Of course, there are dangers of having all your sites in one location.

I’m compiling a list, slowly but semi-surely of all the places that I can find that allow you to host multiple domains on their sites. Since most sites that do have different plans, ranging from one to unlimited domains, I’m only going to include their unlimited domain packages on my list. Also important to me is SSH and SSL support. Since I use Google Apps for Domains, I don’t care how many email addresses the host uses, and since it’s just me, I only need one ftp account. I’m not sure why most of the places that I’ve looked at brag about how many ftp accounts the provide, but it seems to be exciting to someone.

So here it is, the beginning of the list. It’s my Google Doc, which claims to be republished every time I make a change. That’s not to say that you will be seeing constant and instantaneous changes, but it’s a start until I decide that it’s too much for a little spread sheet and make it a new page in the Pie Hole Empire.

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Over the weekend, I got a chance to party with one of my shippers, VIP Transport. A fun time was had by all at the Fox Sports Grill as VIP Transport celebrated their Silver Anniversary.

They flew me down with “My Wife” (or was it?), rented us a car, put us up in a hotel, and had a big party, just for me. The weekend was pretty exciting, starting with Oakland International Airport.

We were flew out of Oakland on Southwest Airlines, who has the entire second terminal. Security through Terminal 2 usually takes 30 to 60 minutes. We zipped on over to Terminal 1 and walked through security. Sure, we had to wait for the family ahead of us to take the shoes off their kids, but we pretty much walked through security. Sweet! Then we had to walk all the way around the terminal to the last gate in Terminal 2. Under Southwest’s new open seating/organized preboarding system, we got to sit in the third row, which was obviously First Class seating! Lucky for me, Bob Uecker wasn’t on the plane.

Our arrival to John Wayne Airport was a shock for me. The last time I was there, it was just a big parking lot, a shack, and a ladder to climb into the airplanes. If I remember correctly, you even had to load your own luggage on the baggage cart. So we got off the plane and walked down to the baggage claim area. A sign on “baggage claim device 1″ had our flight. Remember when they used to be a carousel? I guess some dumb ass rode on one and got hurt. Now, it is a “device.” Anyway, the baggage claim stopped. The bags were delivered to “Baggage Claim Device 2.” So by the time we got over there, the only bags on the “device” were ours, so we collected them and walked over to the car rental window.
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Let’s suppose that there is a guy who loves weather so much, that he creates an entire website and cable channel all about the weather. This guy would probably know what he’s talking about when he talks weather. Then, let’s suppose he reads some of the Global Warming debates. You would probably agree that this guys knows what he’s talking about. This guy, John Coleman, exists, and he agrees that Global Warming is a piece of crap.

However, let’s look at things objectively. First, 15,000 years ago, we were in an ice age. Now we’re not. 65 Million years ago, the earth was warm and soggy. That’s how dinosaurs liked it. Maybe there’s a cycle of warming and cooling. What on God’s Green Earth makes these hippies think that humans have the power to prevent Mother Nature from doing what she wants? Sure, we can encourage rain, and now they’re encouraging CO₂ absorption.

Who is to say that these “technologies” or “advancements” aren’t going to cause more harm than good? If it is scientifically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt that “Global Warming” is a crock, will Captain Planet admit that he’s wrong? Probably not. Until that time which will never come, y’all can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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So last night was Halloween, the evening where children either become members of the Mafia or liberals. They’re out offering protection against home damage by payment in candy. The “Trick” part of “Trick or Treat.” Give me some candy or I’ll egg your car. Give me some candy or I’ll soap your windows. Give me some candy or I’ll shave your cat.

On the other hand, it turns kids into little communists: “Spread the wealth candy, man!” Obviously, since adults make more money than most children, it’s a redistribution of candy. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and kids need candy. You know that in a few years there will be kids standing on the corner or in the median with signs, “Hungry. Need Candy” or they’ll run out into traffic and wash your windows while you’re waiting at a stop light. “Got any candy?”

In the meantime, evil people and people who think this is serious should BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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