The Pied Piper of Oakland
The Pied Piper of Hamelin, as you remember, was a story about rats. The City of Brunswick was so overrun with rats, that they fought the dogs and killed the cats and bit the babies and ate the cheese, drank the soup and in general, caused a major ruckus. So the townsfolk called the Pied [...]
Free Money from the Post Office
So the US Post Office, who recently raised rates USPSŪ APC SWEEPSTAKES to an obscene 41 cents for the first ounce, is now giving away money! They have cash prizes and a $10,000 prize. You need to be a legal resident of the US, over 18, and enter before October 31, 2007. For full details, [...]
Blog Action Day
Today, bloggers are enacting en mas to try to make a difference with Blog Action Day by righting about the environment. I, for one, will not participate in this joyous event celebrating Captain Planet and his drug-running son. “Some people are able to get 100 miles per gallon in a Prius. My son can get [...]
Scared of Girlfriend’s Success
Dear XXXX: My current relationship really has the opportunity to grow into something significant. Problem: I am not economically stable enough, or even professionally compatible with my girlfriend. In both cases she far surpasses me. It’s made me feel as if this relationship has an alarm clock that will go off, and then it will [...]
My Weird Dream
I woke up this morning, which is better than the alternative, and remembered a weird dream. Sure, you’ve had those dreams before, but when you still remember it 2 hours later, it’s a goodie. I still remember parts of a dream I had after returning from a High School Jazz Festival in Florida in the [...]
Brave New World
As the fifteen or so “regular visitors” to the site have noticed, I have a new layout for the site. I was getting tired of the orange, and thought I’d switch to a cleaner template. Hopefully it will make for an increase in return visitors. I certainly enjoy it more. The homework assignment for October [...]
The Wooz
Back in the late 80′s, things sucked. The music sucked, the movies sucked, and the entertainment/”things to do” sucked. Just to add to the suckiness, some dumbass decided to make a big “people maze” in the city of Vacaville. That was a problem to begin with, because we already called it “cow town.” No reason [...]
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