Non-Parent v. Parent
Dear XXXX: Best friend has child. Her: exhausted, busy, no time for self, no time for me, etc. Me (no kids): Wow. Sorry. What’d you do today? Her: Park, play group … OK. I’ve done Internet searches, I’ve talked to parents. I don’t get it. What do stay-at-home moms do all day? Please no lists [...]
A Knee Slapper
So we work around the corner from a crematorium. Yesterday, I had lunch at “The Border,” and in line right behind me was a guy wearing a uniform from the crematorium. He looked a little depressed, and I started to talk to him. Since he had a name tag that read “Jim,” I assumed that [...]
No Gas, Part 2
So we’re following the story of the Yokels who aren’t pumping gas. Another yokel, Harvey Pollack, also from the greater Milwaukee metropolitan area shut his gas station down, but only for one day. I’m not sure they breed them too well in Milwaukee. Pollack shuts down his gas pump, decreasing supply in the area. Yokels [...]
Shave the Whales!
So there’s this big stink about the whales who swam up the San Joaquin Delta into the Sacramento River. “We can’t have the whales here, it’s not natural” scream the hippies. Saltwater humpback whales are currently basking in the freshwater Sacramento River. Last time I was up in that area, lots of people were enjoying [...]
Raiders?
I heard about the story of the death of Robert Charles Comer, who was executed by lethal injection on Tuesday. He was on death row for 19 years, after being sentenced for the 1987 murder of a camper and a repeated raping in a massive crime spree outside Phoenix, AZ. That a convicted murder was [...]
No More Gas
I first heard this on Fox News on Tuesday when I was home with a sick kid, that some yokels were shutting down their gas stations. One of those guys is Jeff Curro, in the greater Milwaukee metropolitan area. “The way I see it is, I’m doing all the work of providing the labor, the [...]
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