Blog It Out Your Pie Hole

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OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ASO- ROCK VILLA, ABUJA (F.C.T)

RE: YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
From:Senator Ken Nnamani
Senate President Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

Attention: Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract
inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have
not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not
fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract
inheritance payment.

Secondly, you are hereby adviced to stop dealing with some
non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to
stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in
finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we have
arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe,
America and Asia Pacific, which is th e instruction given by our
president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.

This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to
withdraw your money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but
the maximum is ($1,000.00) Twenty Thousand Us Dollars per day.

So, if you like to receive your fund this way, please do let us know
by forwarding the below details to the CARD PAYMENT CENTRE on their
contact details below:

swpc10@yahoo.com
Contact officer: Dr Richard Uzoma
Direct Tel: 234-8020751700

(1). Your Full Name
(2). Address where you want the payment centre to send your ATM
CARD.
(3). Phone And Fax Number
(4). Age and occupation
(5). Your Total Fund to be received

Instead of loosing your fund, please indicate to the Card Centre the
total sum you are expecting and for your information you have to stop
any further communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do
not hesitate to contact me for more details and direction, and also
please do update me with any new development.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards

Dr Ken Nnamani
(Senate President Federal Republic Of Nigeria)

Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of
conduct, which is (504) so you have to indicate this code when
contacting this CARD CENTRE

Hey Dr. Ken Nnamani, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE! My satisfaction will come when “Dr. Ken Nnamani”’s email address (if it’s really real) will get eaten by the spambots. Bwahahahahahaaaa.

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So the Coast Guard hauled in $600 million US dollars of blow. What if they sell it and raise money for more ships? That would really BLOW IT OUT someone’s PIE HOLE.

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So this dumbassed yokel thinks that Americans should just discard the Second Amendment. Hmm. Let’s take a quick look here.

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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

This amendement exists for the purpose of overthrowing the government, if it needs to be done. The Americans needed their firearms to overthrow the government of the British, and it worked wonderfully. The amendment works. The only problem with the gun clampdown hippies is that they forget that there are more morons in today’s world than that of 250 years ago.

People get killed by knives all the time in every country of the world. Where is the UN demanding that people outlaw knives since they kill people? Where is the UN demanding that all countries outlaw cars since people die in them? Oh, no, they can’t do that? That would just prove that they are morons.

“Comrade Josh, how should we keep control of the world once we have it?” Comrade Neal asked.

“Let’s outlaw guns!” said Comrade Josh. “If we get rid of Amerikan’s right to bear arms, they can’t overthrow us when we come to power.”

“Genius,” said Comrade Neal and his lackies. And thus it was born. “Let’s make sure that every gun incident in America is bloated and give plenty of media coverage to the yahoo who shoots people so other dumbasses will try to get ‘famous’ by shooting even more, then we can splash that all over the media. We can even run a contest to see who makes the most media attention.”

Hey dumbass yokels who think that American’s shouldn’t have guns, BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE! (or shoot it out your pie hole).

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It was reported, back on April 3, that Keith Richards mixed his father’s remains and snorted him. That’s obviously bunk. Snorting cremains is kid work. Keith would have mainlined him.

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So talk about Blowing It Out Your Piehole! A Japanese bidet manufacturer has recalled 180,000 toilets because they might catch your buttocks on fire. Seriously, though, how many legitimate news reports use the word “buttocks”?

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So why are gas prices so high now? Could it be a nasty conspiracy amongst the oil companies? Could it be the damn OPEC bastards taking all the U.S. dollars? Probably, because we recieve the bulk of our imported oil from OPEC nations, although the one country that we receive the plurality of our imported oil is Canada.

The primary reason, according to Inflation Data is the damn hippies. They have such a lock on the laws in California about building new facilities, that the market demand side increases, without the supply side increasing. Then, they go and whine about the oil company’s massive profits.

The oil companies are pulling in massive profits so they will have funding available to build a new infrastructure for hydrogen fuel or whatever new technology they will need when the hippies have thoroughly screwed up the oil industry. Of course, when that happens, the demand for oil will drop and gasoline prices will be dirt cheap.

So, it comes down to the fact that hippies need to BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLES!

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Since the beginning of time, there has been conflict in the Middle East. Nancy Pelosi thinks that she can single-handedly end all the trouble. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, that if only Syria would renounce terrorism, Pelosi will end all the troubles and strife in the Middle East.

I guess that Syrian President Bashar Assad will actually be taken at his word by Pelosi and her delegation.

“Please, evil Syrian President Bashar Assad,” she will beg, “Please stop terrorism.”

Assad will reply, “I do not condone the ‘terrorism’ of which you speak.” Pelosi will stand up and leave. The terrorism will continue.

Realistically, the only way that we will ever have peace in the Middle East is to wipe everyone off the face of the Earth who values blowing up their children in an effort to kill others more than they value life itself.

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Yeah, we all get distracted from time to time. For example, when visiting this site. But now, when you’re surfing the Blow It Out Your Pie Hole universe, you have a reason. LiveScience.com gives us a scientific reason for why we get distracted. “Distractions turn on different part of our brains and do so more quickly than the daily grind of paying attention.” Whoopie. There is is.

Hey boss, “Blow It Out Your Pie Hole! This turns me on more than your drudgery,” you can say when the boss walks past you when you’re viewing this. It’s scientific principles, so you can take your company to court if they fire you. It’s human nature.

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