I’m a benificiary of a PIE HOLE!
Quote: OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ASO- ROCK VILLA, ABUJA (F.C.T) RE: YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION From:Senator Ken Nnamani Senate President Federal Republic Of Nigeria. Attention: Beneficiary, This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have [...]
Blow
So the Coast Guard hauled in $600 million US dollars of blow. What if they sell it and raise money for more ships? That would really BLOW IT OUT someone’s PIE HOLE. This post was tagged with blow, pie hole.
Guns equal Knives?
So this dumbassed yokel thinks that Americans should just discard the Second Amendment. Hmm. Let’s take a quick look here. Quote: A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. This amendement exists for the purpose of [...]
Keith Richards
It was reported, back on April 3, that Keith Richards mixed his father’s remains and snorted him. That’s obviously bunk. Snorting cremains is kid work. Keith would have mainlined him. This post was tagged with blow, keith richards.
Bidet, Mate!
So talk about Blowing It Out Your Piehole! A Japanese bidet manufacturer has recalled 180,000 toilets because they might catch your buttocks on fire. Seriously, though, how many legitimate news reports use the word “buttocks”? This post was tagged with bidet, buttocks.
Gas and Oil
So why are gas prices so high now? Could it be a nasty conspiracy amongst the oil companies? Could it be the damn OPEC bastards taking all the U.S. dollars? Probably, because we recieve the bulk of our imported oil from OPEC nations, although the one country that we receive the plurality of our imported [...]
Pelosi, World Savior
Since the beginning of time, there has been conflict in the Middle East. Nancy Pelosi thinks that she can single-handedly end all the trouble. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, that if only Syria would renounce terrorism, Pelosi will end all the troubles and strife in the Middle East. I guess that Syrian President Bashar [...]
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