Archive for August, 2004

I want to thank the President and the Republican Party for holding this event in my hometown, my father’s hometown, my grandfather’s and great grandfather’s birthplace. Just over 1,000 days ago, 2,605 of my neighbors were murdered at the World Trade Center — men, women and children — as they began their day on a... »

A friend of mine was complaining to me recently about the increase of ugly chicks in porn. (Even if it were me, I’d still say “a friend of mine.”) For some reason, the downloads from the usenet are getting filled with ugly chicks. It isn’t loading up with the slutty chicks. That’s... »

Well, the job search continues. I guess the good news is that there are more jobs for me to throw my resume, but I’m getting fewer responses. “It’s an understatement to say that we received a lot of responses to our employement ad, but we’ve gone with somebody else. You suck.” Of course, companies placing... »

Aargh! When one of my international domains came up for renewal, I decided not to pay the 60 Euros, but instead, stick with the domestic domains, at a bargain price of less than $10 per year. I thought I had transfered over all email addresses to new domains, but apparently missed one. It wouldn’t... »

The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens. “Hello, little girl, what do you have there?” “These are my Democratic kittens,” she replied. Amused, the pastor said nothing. Two weeks later he saw the same little girl with (apparently) the same basket of kittens. “My, I see... »

I rented “Chase:” this week. The story of a Stunt Car driver’s daughter and student making films. You control Chase’s car as she jumps and flips and spins, and hits the powerslides around corners. I’m old school, growing up with Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Gorf and TRON. Back in those days, the joystick was... »