Deepest Hole in the Whole World
I’m reading over at National Geographic[1] that scientists want to drill a hole into the earth’s mantle. First, scientists won’t really be drilling, they will just be examining the cruft that’s brought up from the digging process. You didn’t see scientists drilling holes in comets in that movie[2], did you?
Anyway, after the hole in the ocean is dug, and all the mantle rock is pulled and examined, scientists will want to drill another hole in the ocean. They let that first hole fill up with water, and sea-level will drop a bit. Sure, it won’t make a large difference, but it will keep Al Gore’s beach front mansion[3] just a little bit safer from the rising sea-level from global warming climate change.
Drill, baby Drill!
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/
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This post was tagged with algore, science.Open Source Netflix
To create an open source Netflix.
Just as bittorrent downloads are demolishing sales of records and CDs, open source Netflix would demolish video rental services.
Imagine all the DVDs on your shelves, not being watched. Image all the shelves in your neighborhood, your city, state, or even the world. Millions, if not billions of DVDs stitting on shelves each night without being watched.
Now image that all the inventory was placed into one giant database so that matches between what people have in their homes with what people want to see.
Your want list is matched with people’s have list, and movies are queued up by people. They send off a movie that is on your want list. You receive it, and it’s in your inventory. Until someone else wants it and you’re ready to send it. Older movies would evenly distribute among the populace, and disc collections would eventually stablize, more or less sharing the warehousing of the disc. You pay to send a movie, which, in the spirit of sharing, encourage a sum-zero inventory change between sending and receiving.
Blockbuster sends me some notices everyonce in a while, depending on what I rent, that I could own the disc for only $7.99. With the open source Netflix, you could own it for nothing, by telling the system that it isn’t to be shared. You’re really just trading one ownership for another.
And it’s green, too! By collectively sharing our DVDs, Blu-ray, and whatever the next technology is, the manufacturers will make fewer discs to eventually end up in a land fill somewhere. Rental agencies won’t need to buy so many, and that will cut the need as well. That will mean fewer profits for the movie companies, so they may actually have to produce finer quality to encourage more purchasing.
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Some of the best words ever spoken by one of the greatest statesmen and presidents the world has known. … continue reading.
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This post was tagged with Awesome, conservative, constitution, Federal Government, Reagan.American Flag is now Graffiti
Only in the People’s Republic of California, could an American Flag be deemed as graffiti. If anything, it would be American Graffiti.
State transportation workers on Thursday turned the 35-foot hillside mural on Interstate 680 in Silicon Valley back into a gray slab of concrete, KTVU-TV reported. The explanation? It simply had been put on a list for graffiti remove, one official said.
But the landmark had been a favorite among residents and motorists. “It just made me feel really patriotic just seeing it every day,” motorcyclist Dave Freely told KTVU-TV. Read more…
Caltrans can BLOW IT OUT THEIR COLLECTIVE PIE HOLES!
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The United States Declaration of Independence is a statement adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776, which announced that the thirteen American colonies then at war with Great Britain were now independent states, [ad#Manual 336x280 float right]and thus no longer a part of the British Empire. Written primarily by Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration is a formal explanation of why Congress had voted on July 2 to declare independence from Great Britain, more than a year after the outbreak of the American Revolutionary War. Let us together remember these words.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
Now, if you don’t like that, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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Airline Seats
Another story came out about a mother and daughter who were too fat to fly. Persons of extra largess get to the airline, then don’t fit in the seats or have a problem with a flight attendant who thinks they won’t fit in the seats.
The solution is rather obvious, but can be used in many ways. They have Plexiglas boxes that are the maximum size of your carry on bags. If it doesn’t fit, you don’t carry it.
They need to have some airline seats inside Plexiglas. If you don’t fit in the seat with the Plexiglas fully in the closed position, you don’t fit. Airlines who have wider seats should be the first ones to put their seats out, rather than a “do I fit,” but as a “compare this luxury seat to the one you’re going to be sitting in.”
Airlines can even get mannequins of larger sizes to put in the seats next to the one for you to sit in, too see if you would make contact with your neighbors because you are spilling out of your seat.
If you don’t fit in the seat, you can BLOW IT OUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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